Thinking of Turning Gay - Need Advice!

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Gerald

Cambridge, MA

#1 Jan 17, 2013
I'm seriously considering turning gay and wanted to know what I can do to prepare myself for the lifestyle. Any advice or suggestions are appreciated! Thanks!

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#2 Jan 17, 2013
Gerald wrote:
I'm seriously considering turning gay and wanted to know what I can do to prepare myself for the lifestyle. Any advice or suggestions are appreciated! Thanks!
Post on the Topix gay forums. It seems to have made many straight guys adjust to being gay! Note the really closeted, angry, ones. They have really, "adjusted"!

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#3 Jan 17, 2013
Oh...especially the unregistered ones that change usernames more than they probably can get a hard on!
Davis

Fort Worth, TX

#4 Jan 17, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
Oh...especially the unregistered ones that change usernames more than they probably can get a hard on!
Hi Jade, if I ever decide to turn gay would you listen to Lady Gaga songs in the nude with me:)

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#5 Jan 17, 2013
Davis wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Jade, if I ever decide to turn gay would you listen to Lady Gaga songs in the nude with me:)
oh sweetie, The Lady allows understanding. I however would rather shoot myself than ever imagine you in the nude. Now, ramble off, create a few new "alters"' and call yourself straight. Oh, and PLEASE do associate yourself as straight.

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#7 Jan 17, 2013
Well, here I shall be. Giving advice and taking over a troll thread. How the tables have turned. So many impotent little straights, confessing their love for man on man. Questions encouraged, answers sure to be denied. TTFN my little pets. Oh, we shall be seeking input from the experts....closeted freaks denied.
Davis

Fort Worth, TX

#8 Jan 17, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
Well, here I shall be. Giving advice and taking over a troll thread. How the tables have turned. So many impotent little straights, confessing their love for man on man. Questions encouraged, answers sure to be denied. TTFN my little pets. Oh, we shall be seeking input from the experts....closeted freaks denied.
Didn't you hear Dear Abby died today, what kind of sick joke are you trying two make?
Straight Sh00ter

Minneapolis, KS

#9 Jan 17, 2013
NE Jade wrote:
Well, here I shall be. Giving advice and taking over a troll thread. How the tables have turned. So many impotent little straights, confessing their love for man on man. Questions encouraged, answers sure to be denied. TTFN my little pets. Oh, we shall be seeking input from the experts....closeted freaks denied.

You really should get to work on the house before it gets foreclosed.

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#10 Jan 18, 2013
Davis wrote:
<quoted text>Didn't you hear Dear Abby died today, what kind of sick joke are you trying two make?
No joke my little pet. I love and respect Dear Abby, as she was a true enlightened champion of equality. Now, if you have a question, do post again.

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#11 Jan 18, 2013
Straight Sh00ter wrote:
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Having to post with "straight' in your username notes a lack of confidence and a tinge of insecurity. Are you compensating for something? Look deep within yourself, ignore all the hours of gay porn you have stored in your memory, and make a decision. The closet door swings open quite easily!(Especially with all that lube you have in the second drawer of your night stand!)

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#12 Jan 18, 2013
The Bumpy Cucumber wrote:
Hi Jade, if I ever decide to turn gay would you let me use my vegetable garden on you while listening to "Stinkfist" by Tool?
Now that's a silly request. Why would I ever mess with a man on the down low? Tsk-tsk! You really should be spending quality time with that family of yours.

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#13 Jan 18, 2013
Wow, someone is rating posts, and not favorably. Is it something I posted? The truth a little too close to home?
Andy

United States

#14 Jan 18, 2013
Gerald wrote:
I'm seriously considering turning gay and wanted to know what I can do to prepare myself for the lifestyle. Any advice or suggestions are appreciated! Thanks!
I would advise you start stretching your bung-hole out.

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#15 Jan 18, 2013
Andy wrote:
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I would advise you start stretching your bung-hole out.
Replying to your own posting is not giving advice, it is merely reporting how you began exploring your desire for anal. What may have worked for you, may not for someone else. You must remain objective and somewhat detached when giving out advice.
Earl

United States

#16 Jan 18, 2013
Gerald wrote:
I'm seriously considering turning gay and wanted to know what I can do to prepare myself for the lifestyle. Any advice or suggestions are appreciated! Thanks!
Start hanging out in the toilet down at the bus station.

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#17 Jan 18, 2013
Earl wrote:
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Start hanging out in the toilet down at the bus station.
Changing your username, and again sharing your life experience is not helpful. The old, bus station, toilet hook-ups is from a generation that is married and hiding in a closet. Didn't you learn anything from Larry Craig? Today people no longer need these vices and strange encounters. You really need to venture outside the box, and leave the closeted 80's behind.

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#19 Jan 18, 2013
The Chocolate Jew wrote:
Only an evil, subversive, and decadent govt would recognize and provide perversion with special rights, along with a child from a broken home of their own undoing, call it parenting, and pit it against the successful normal, natural, family structure.
The highest of treasons
A traitor
Soon
So, I take it that your normal, natural, family structure, consists of quality time gathered around the computer, watching the supposed father figure of the house, wildly fingering the keyboard, while posting on the GAY forums. What a Norman Rockwell moment!

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#23 Jan 18, 2013
The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
Awwww, Jade gave birth to a brown baby box lunch from yesterday. He named his big fat turd little Chris.
ROTFLMAO!
Now, that sure isn't a Norman Rockwell comment. A moral, Christian, family man should be ashamed of such a vile posting. I do hope you shielded your family's eyes from such obscenity, or is your house a "father knows best" scenario?

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#24 Jan 18, 2013
BEWARWE!!!!! THERE'S A DRAGON OVER YONDER!! Man the cannons!

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#28 Jan 18, 2013
Little Blue Alien wrote:
For in the brightest day may come your darkest hour when the blackest of Knights guides you into the light. Only then do you know your true brother. To know him is to owe him even though he expects nothing.
Doeth us all a favor and falleth on your own sword! LOLth

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