You're rapidly falling off the deep end honey. Get some mental health help and you might wanna have someone look at your bunghole. That corn cob might have caused some issues.
Just a suggestion shiteater, I'd lay off the Shit in your Semen & Shit diet for a while, cause your teeth are turning dark brown. When you have your favorite dessert tonight, Shit on a Dick, wash the shit off before su:cking it. You nasty A$$ Fa$$ot