URTLAB: Un-Registered Trolls Lusting After Boys

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#1 Mar 12, 2013
An independent, scientific analysis of posts in the Gay/Lesbian Forum at Topix has confirmed what researchers have long suspected, that such unregistered trolls are, without exception, genitally deformed paedophiles who harbor secret and forbidden desires for prepubescent boys.

The study noted that registered adult gay males using the site never bring up the subject, while the trolls obsess about it constantly.

"It's true," confessed the troll known as as Jake, "little boys who are aged six and older have much bigger pee-pees than mine, and I want to fondle them."

"He talks about it with me all the time!" exclaimed his buddy Carlos. "And the more he talks about it, the hornier I get!!!"

Added the World's Biggest Liar, "I've been pursuing jailbait since the Constitution was overturned in 1913. Me love boys."

These trolls are all members of a shadowy fraternity known as URTLAB, or Un-Registered Trolls Lusting After Boys. Founded by a troll who drives a tricycle with the Illinois license plate R1, URTLAB is headquartered in Pekin with a satellite office in Westfield, Massachusetts. The group originally called itself Boys'R'Us, but renamed itself when an existing club run by Brown Lipstick threatened to sue for copyright infringement.

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