Gay Travel Guide to Poland

Poland has a reputation for being one of the most homophobic countries in Europe.

[pesky the real deal]

ape,
are you packed yet ?
gay tours are being organized throughout polakia.

[abe]

About 2 weeks ago I was in Krakow with my friend. We’re gays. After searching on the Internet for a while we decided to go to BlueXL bar (Dietla 85 Street) and I must say it was really nice there. We had a great time together, had a couple of drinks, met some homosexual people from UK. It is said to be opened 24h/day during Sundays.. Maybe u must check it on ur own, but for sure it is a good place(gay bar) to go if ur new to the town and don’t have any better idea. I’ll add a couple of other places in 3 weeks time as I’m going to Crakow again and will have even more free time during the 2nd visit.
Currently, I am in Bratislava, but we are having hard times to find any gay bars here.
Stay tuned.

[Nelson]

All gays need to go to Iran. There are some really great gay bars there.

[Just H3r3]

Nelson wrote:

All gays need to go to Iran. There are some really great gay bars there.

LoL... Sad excuse for a human being.

[Just H3r3]

Nelson wrote:

All gays need to go to Iran. There are some really great gay bars there.

You are one sad excuse of a human being and an "American." You pig.

[writewingproxyco ntin]

Nelson wrote:

All gays need to go to Iran. There are some really great gay bars there.

Well, you would know. Praiz!

[writewingproxyco ntin]

I think Poles are exciting if handled with proper care....

[pesky the real deal]

yes, polaks are very funny bunch, just take a look at that abe from NJ, the kid is one of the kind, openly admits being gay, travels around just to meet other gays, to score, it´s very admirable.

[Hostel 2 SLOWvak]

pesky the DUMB SLOWvak wrote:

yes, polaks are very funny bunch, just take a look at that abe from NJ, the kid is one of the kind, openly admits being gay, travels around just to meet other gays, to score, it´s very admirable.

But what do I know I'm just a flesh eating DUMB SLOWvak. Just like in the famous movie "Hostel 2"

I hear they are going to come out with another movie "Hostel 3" to show just how sick in the head the SLOWvaks are. In "Hostel 2" they had the great SLOWvak actor Milan Knazko in it because he knows all about SLOWvaks kidnapping people and then eating them alive like in "Hostel 2".

[Foie Gras Fox]

pesky the real deal wrote:

yes, polaks are very funny bunch, just take a look at that abe from NJ, the kid is one of the kind, openly admits being gay, travels around just to meet other gays, to score, it´s very admirable.

I'm sure Abe looks very pretty wearing make-up.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
You think he puts out on the first date?

[pesky the real deal]

knowing ape, not only he puts out on the first date, but he licks his boys clean.

[Dumb Slow vak]

pesky the real deal wrote:

knowing ape, not only he puts out on the first date, but he licks his boys clean.

I WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT APES BECAUSE I JUST HAD SEX WITH AN APE BECAUSE US SLOW-VAKS ARE JUST LIKE APES

I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO IS DUMBER. A DUMB SLOW-BRAINED SLOW-VAK SLOVAK LIKE ME OR AN APE?

That's a good question Dumb SLOW-VAK because I still can't figure out if us backward barbarian SLOW-VAKS are smarter then apes.

I hope your sex with the ape was good. I know SLOWvak Slovaks enjoy that very much.

I like to kill people just like in the movie "Hostel 2". What do you want from us primitive SLOWvaks?

[pesky the real deal]

here's an opinion about polaks by polish girl :
Most of them are not too physically attractive.
They go bald early - my theory is that most of the 30-somethings got irradiated by Chernobyl.
I only have experience with big-city boys, so this is only from this sample group:
They tend to more intellectual than American guys, and less into sports. More of them are smokers, they tend to drink booze little more.
Just like American guys, most of them are mama's boys and will never take your side.
Not particularly skilled lovers, about average, and if you throw in the catholic upbringing, you get a dependable if not slightly boring product. They do have big hearts and open minds, though and make good companions.
Sorry if I offended anyone, but that is my experience.
I would not date another Polish guy, unless he was a definite exception to this.
regards

anna

[Dumb Slow vak]

pesky the real DUMB SLOWvak IDIOT wrote:

HERE IS MY OPINION OF SLOW-VAK WOMEN. THEY ARE UGLY LIKE APES. BUT THEN AGAIN THAT'S WHY SLOW-VAKS LIKE ME LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH APES.

THE REASON WHY SLOW-VAKIA HAS SUCH A SMALL POPULATION IS BECAUSE SLOWVAK MEN AND WOMEN ARE SO DAMMMMM UGLY AND CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER. THAT'S WHY OUR POPULATION IS SO SMALL

BUT I HOPE EVERYONE WATCHES THE GREAT MOVIE "HOSTEL 2" WHICH SHOWS HOW VULGAR, BARBARIC, VICIOUS AND BRUTAL US PRIMITIVE SLOW-VAKS ARE.

WE ALSO HAVE A TINY SLOW-VAK POPULATION BECAUSE GOD WANTED TO KEEP HIS LOSSES SHORT!

You are right!

That's what my DUMB Slowvak mommy and daddy always told me!

[pesky the real deal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

ape,
enjoy, polaks the bravest !

[Slow vak]

pesky the real deal wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =cJ_8eL00oYI

enjoy,

CHECK OUT VLADIMIR PUTIN'S BROTHER IN THIS VIDEO!

!

Why is Putin's brother in that video?

[pesky the real deal]

oh boy, look what i found,
Homosexuality appeared early in Polish history: Boleslaw the Bold (1076 -1079) was accused of sodomy by the medieval historian Jan Dlugosz. Dlugosz also condemned Wladyslaw IV (1434-1444), who led a crusade against the Turks and died at the Battle of Varna. Dlugosz attributed the Christian defeat to the king's lying with a man before the decisive battle.(He is the only crusader-king not canonized.)

During the eighteenth century, Poland was affected by the fluid attitude toward sexuality that was favored by the Enlightenment's tolerance and secularism. Poland's last king, Stanislaw Augustus (1764-1795), was said to have slept with the British ambassador in St. Petersburg, where he was employed as the ambassador's secretary.
it must be hard to be a polak these days, isn´t it ?

[DUMB SLOW VAK]

pesky the real deal wrote:

oh boy, look what i found,
Homosexuality appeared early in Polish history: Boleslaw the Bold (1076 -1079) was accused of sodomy by the medieval historian Jan Dlugosz. Dlugosz also condemned Wladyslaw IV (1434-1444), who led a crusade against the Turks and died at the Battle of Varna. Dlugosz attributed the Christian defeat to the king's lying with a man before the decisive battle.(He is the only crusader-king not canonized.)
During the eighteenth century, Poland was affected by the fluid attitude toward sexuality that was favored by the Enlightenment's tolerance and secularism. Poland's last king, Stanislaw Augustus (1764-1795), was said to have slept with the British ambassador in St. Petersburg, where he was employed as the ambassador's secretary.
it must be hard to be a polak these days, isn´t it ?

Its much harder being a SLOWvak these days. There are some days I just want to jump out of a window because of my SLOWvak brain.

[pesky the real deal]

ok you welcome, just in case anyone needs it.
Warsaw's gay and gay-friendly venues:

Bars and Clubs

Tomba Tomba:
ul. Brzozowa 37
Tomba Tomba is probably the most popular gay venue in Warsaw, and we have a hunch why: it might have something to do with the giant jacuzzi in the cellar, where complete strangers tend to climb in (often naked) and enjoy a few drinks. Though the Polish government has tried to shut it down numerous times, luckily Tomba has survived and continues to prosper. Keep an eye out for special events.

Rasko:
ul. Krochmalna 32a
A club known for its warm atmosphere and clientele (not to mention the wild decor and wall paintings), Rasko is a laid-back place to have a few drinks and occasionally enjoy a drag queen show.

Utopia:
ul. Jasna 1
A club for (mostly) men with one of the toughest door policies in town, Utopia is a heaven of gorgeous faces, equally smart decor, and some of the best DJs that keep the party going, not to mention a VIP room.

Klub Paradise:
ul. Wawelska 5
Paradise is one of the most popular dance clubs, jamming dance music all night and with a large outdoor area open in the summer. It's a bit out of the centre, but reachable by bus or taxi.

Toro:
Marszalkowska 3/5
Another one of Warsaw's most popular gay bars, Toro hosts frequent events like disco parties and shows which last all night.

Barbie Bar:
ul. Zurawia 6/12
It's a bit hard to find (the entrance to the bar is behind the building) but once you're in you'll find a friendly club with good music and laid-back people.

Fantom Club:
ul. Bracka 20a
Yet another hard to find spot, Fantom is a club and sauna for men only, with dark rooms, video rooms, and themed parties on Sundays.

Przychodnia:
ul. Prozna 8
Similar to Fantom above, Przychodnia ("Clinic") is a bar and sex club for men.

Kokon:
ul. Brzozowa 37
Kokon is an energetic bar with a small dance floor and generally diverse crowd.

Galeria:
Plac Mirowski 1
The occasional drag queen shows make this little bar worth coming to.

Lodi Dodi:
ul. Wilcza 23
This small bar in the very centre of the city now has a cinema and darkroom downstairs.

Bastylia:
ul. Mokotowska 17
Small gay-friendly cafe

Accommodation and Tours

Friends Guest House:
ul. Sienkiewicza
[phone]
gaystay.net/Friends/Warsaw/
Friends Guest House, also with a location in Krakow, was the first gay owned and operated guest house in Poland, and is still the only one in Warsaw. The guest house has three rooms in one building located right in the very centre of the city, close to the Central Train Station, and a stone's throw from stores, cafes, and the Old Town.

Gay Warsaw Tour:
From the people at Warsaw Tours: www.tours-warsaw.com
A gay tour of Warsaw that not only takes you to the best clubs, but also treats you to a day of spas, sightseeing, and a chance to meet local activists.

hope you enjoy.

[Otto Von Baron]

DUMB SLOW VAK wrote:

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Its much harder being a SLOWvak these days. There are some days I just want to jump out of a window because of my SLOWvak brain.

LOL

Those Slow vaks are pretty slow like that pesky SLOBBvak
hehehehehe

Call him a SLOBBBvak he will like that hehehehe