Maybe god is gay!
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9680 Oct 25, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
<quoted text>
How much do you charge for a "laying on of hands?"
:)
Depends on how you put that.
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9681 Oct 25, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
<quoted text>Depends on how you put that.
It was written. It's up to you how you take it.

It could mean that I want you to rough that person up for money. Or ... it could mean that I want you to go and give a healing of love to that person by the laying on of hands, or it could mean that I'm simply playing word-games with you ... as the men did when they wrote their supposed "holy" books.
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The Use and Misuse of Language … edited by S. I. Hayakawa.

General semanticists know it is hard to make the average person realize that he brings meaning to the word, that the word does not contain any meaning.
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9682 Oct 25, 2013
Here was one of the tricks played by the crafty theologians.

It states in the old testament that the god created good and evil.

Yet ... on the front of the new testament it states THE HOLY BIBLE.

Word-games often mean that people don't play fair.
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9683 Oct 25, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
Here was one of the tricks played by the crafty theologians.
It states in the old testament that the god created good and evil.
Yet ... on the front of the new testament it states THE HOLY BIBLE.
Word-games often mean that people don't play fair.
I guess I'm kinda chicken about some things.
I was just on youtube watching some stuff about Vincent Price (Wonderful actor) and I ran across a holloween record he did about witches,spirits,voodo,and such in 1969.Soon as it started playing I freeked and shut it off.
You never know what kind of energy you might provoke with that hippy pagan stuff.
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9684 Oct 26, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
<quoted text>I guess I'm kinda chicken about some things.
I was just on youtube watching some stuff about Vincent Price (Wonderful actor) and I ran across a holloween record he did about witches,spirits,voodo,and such in 1969.Soon as it started playing I freeked and shut it off.
You never know what kind of energy you might provoke with that hippy pagan stuff.
I suggest you don't blame the modern Pagans for all that nonsense. They just caught the blight from others.
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9686 Oct 26, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
<quoted text>
I suggest you don't blame the modern Pagans for all that nonsense. They just caught the blight from others.
WELL...I'm quite surprised by your comment June!
Even I dare say counfused.
I assumed you had a dislike for any form of worship.
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9687 Oct 26, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
<quoted text>WELL...I'm quite surprised by your comment June!
Even I dare say counfused.
I assumed you had a dislike for any form of worship.
I suggest you re-read what I wrote. If there had not been other religions off of which to branch ... Paganism in its many morphed, shape-shifting forms, would probably not exist.
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9688 Oct 26, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
<quoted text>
I suggest you re-read what I wrote. If there had not been other religions off of which to branch ... Paganism in its many morphed, shape-shifting forms, would probably not exist.
'Oh' I see.
Sorry,I was out at what we Americans call a 'mini mart' buying a pack of smokes.
But I get your meaning.
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9689 Oct 26, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
<quoted text>'Oh' I see.
Sorry,I was out at what we Americans call a 'mini mart' buying a pack of smokes.
But I get your meaning.
I suggest that the devil REALLY likes to smoke smokers!

He doesn't like people having any fun ... even at their own expense. And FYI ... god agrees with the devil, as god has no control over the devil and his evil leanings. I received that information straight from the source of truth.

:)
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9690 Oct 26, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
<quoted text>'Oh' I see.
Sorry,I was out at what we Americans call a 'mini mart' buying a pack of smokes.
But I get your meaning.
Aren't you pleased that you didn't live back then Jumper?

That was at least one time it paid to be a woman.

:)
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From the book, Eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven … Uta Ranke-Heinemann

The Sicilian Jesuit Tamburini (d. 1675) was a particular advocate of castration because in this way “the praise of God [is] sweeter to hear in the churches.”
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9691 Oct 26, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
<quoted text>
Aren't you pleased that you didn't live back then Jumper?
That was at least one time it paid to be a woman.
:)
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From the book, Eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven … Uta Ranke-Heinemann
The Sicilian Jesuit Tamburini (d. 1675) was a particular advocate of castration because in this way “the praise of God [is] sweeter to hear in the churches.”
WOW!
I was thinking the same thing over my bowl corn flakes this morning!
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9692 Oct 26, 2013
FYI:Corn Fakes is a common American breakfest.

You may know it as 'dried corn shanks'
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9693 Oct 26, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
<quoted text>WOW!
I was thinking the same thing over my bowl corn flakes this morning!
:)
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9694 Oct 26, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
FYI:Corn Fakes is a common American breakfest.
You may know it as 'dried corn shanks'
WOW! Wait until I share that info with my neighbors!

:)

By the way, when men are hung by the neck until death, they automatically ejaculate.

Apparently it was a foresight by the creator and thought by hairy ape-like humans to be a special part of the creator's plan.

:)
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9695 Oct 26, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
<quoted text>
WOW! Wait until I share that info with my neighbors!
:)
By the way, when men are hung by the neck until death, they automatically ejaculate.
Apparently it was a foresight by the creator and thought by hairy ape-like humans to be a special part of the creator's plan.
:)
Naw! Go on June.Where did you hear that from?
You made that stuff up didn't you?
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Prince George, Canada

#9696 Oct 26, 2013
Observers at public hangings noted that male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. However, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by autoerotic asphyxiation practitioners.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiat...
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9697 Oct 26, 2013
June VanDerMark wrote:
Observers at public hangings noted that male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. However, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by autoerotic asphyxiation practitioners.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiat...
Yea.Them practtitioner folks sound like a bunch of fruit cakes.

That was neat June.You should do this as a creepy thread for a topix Holloween show!

-THE CREEPY CAVE-
With Mad Mother June.
BOOOO HAHAHAHAHA!
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Fort Saint John, Canada

#9698 Oct 27, 2013
My words ... how homosexuals were valued in the Native cultures ... BEFORE the Christians indoctrinated the Natives with their wretched idea that a god was offended by homosexuality.
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Before the indoctrination of the “holy books,” the Native American Indians could not read the white humans language and had their own form of religion. Most tribes valued gayness and gay transvestites were often healers of a tribe. The tribes believed that these people had special intellectual, artistic and spiritual qualities. Some tribes held special ceremonies to test whether a boy or girl was gay. Among the Crow Indians, homosexual men cut down the tree used in the Sundance Ceremony. Regardless of their sexual orientation, the tribes valued these people.

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/catholic/ ...
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#9699 Oct 27, 2013
A wild time indeed.

I'd cut a rug with them if they wouldn't try to make woompum on my sexy body.
June VanDerMark

Since: Sep 09

Quesnel, Canada

#9700 Oct 28, 2013
Just in case you are at all interested, I am on a more active forum ...

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/catholic/...

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