Um, right. Focus on the Family are just a bunch of lovely Christians from Colorado Springs, they're simple folk. Their executives are people to look up to, real role models. They bash the gays and then go home at night and sleep in their multi-million dollar mansions--you know, just like Jesus did. What color do you think Jesus would prefer I paint my mansion? What do you think Jesus would want? I want it to look real pretty for when the rapture comes. And I'm super serious about the rapture too. I've started prayin' the right way, on my knees in front of a Catholic priest, because I really just want to be a godly man like Tony Perkins and sleep in a multi-million dollar mansion too. And I'm sure that mansion is on its way because God exists and stuff.I visited the "Focus on the Family" website and don't believe that they are a "hate group" at all. Some gay guy must have written that story.
So let's make a vow, right here and right now. Let's pray really, really hard Wondering, so I can be more like Tony Perkins. And once that happens, once God see's that you've won over a soul for the home team, maybe he'll finally give you a brain.