Pastor Claims Stroking Horses Cures Homosexuality

Dec 29, 2012 Full story: lezgetreal.com 16
Raymond Bell, the pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, beleives that the use of Equine Assisted Psychotherapy can cure people of the “addiction” to homosexuality. He actually stated “EAP can help any person who is living the homosexual lifestyle or involved in it in anyway.” Full Story

Since: May 12

Livonia, MI

#1 Dec 29, 2012
Can it cure people of the addiction to heterosexuality? We really do need some population control.

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#2 Dec 29, 2012
Raymond Bell, the pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, believes that the use of Equine Assisted Psychotherapy can cure people of the “addiction” to homosexuality. He actually stated “EAP can help any person who is living the homosexual lifestyle or involved in it in anyway.”

Bell added, "I used to live a homosexual lifestyle myself. But since I've started stroking the enormous phalluses of stallions, I no longer have any interest whatsoever in the genitals of human males. Now it's just me and My Friend Flicka, the way Nature intended it to be."

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#3 Dec 29, 2012
They say once you go horse, you never go back!
Mikey

Walpole, MA

#4 Dec 29, 2012
BWAAA HAA HAAA HAA That's just funny.
david traversa

Buenos Aires, Argentina

#5 Dec 29, 2012
DragonHung wrote:
Can it cure people of the addiction to heterosexuality? We really do need some population control.
Lovely..

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Mount Laurel, New Jersey, USA

#6 Dec 29, 2012
Oh Myyyyyy!!! Sounds like something who has a bigger issue with bestiality!

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#7 Dec 29, 2012
Otter in the Ozarks wrote:
Raymond Bell, the pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, believes that the use of Equine Assisted Psychotherapy can cure people of the “addiction” to homosexuality. He actually stated “EAP can help any person who is living the homosexual lifestyle or involved in it in anyway.”
Bell added, "I used to live a homosexual lifestyle myself. But since I've started stroking the enormous phalluses of stallions, I no longer have any interest whatsoever in the genitals of human males. Now it's just me and My Friend Flicka, the way Nature intended it to be."
So, is it a cure to help end homosexuality in a person or simply a cover up way to introducing individuals to bestiality?

I guess after stroking the horse's manhood......human males no longer measured up.......truly the man is sick!!!

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#8 Dec 29, 2012
SouthJerseySteve wrote:
Oh Myyyyyy!!! Sounds like something who has a bigger issue with bestiality!
Exactly.......and if he considers that natural......ain't no way I'd send anyone his way.....not that I would the first place, but this man is truly disgusting!!!

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#9 Dec 29, 2012
Hey -- This makes as much sense as any of those other "cures"

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this one

#10 Dec 29, 2012
I used to like to play the ponies, but I guess that's not the same thing, I'm still gay.

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#11 Dec 29, 2012
What about all the gay cowboys and rodeo queens?

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#12 Dec 29, 2012
snyper wrote:
What about all the gay cowboys and rodeo queens?
They probably haven't stroked their horses enough to change their sexual orientation yet.......lol!!!

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Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#13 Dec 30, 2012
NorCal Native wrote:
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They probably haven't stroked their horses enough to change their sexual orientation yet.......lol!!!
I almost thought this story from The Onion, but have actually heard it on other news sources. Ridiculous. It reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer thinks Bart is gay and puts him in front of a big cigarette billboard with sexy girls smoking. Later he asks him if it made a difference and Bart said, "Not really, but I feel like having a cigarette!"

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#14 Dec 30, 2012
Nothing these clowns claim cure the homosexuality surprises me any more. They've given us cuddle therapy and beating pillows with tennis rackets and yelling at dolls representing our mothers and whatever in the hell was going on with that room full of naked men in the JONAH lawsuit (which must be one hell of a read on that front) and that site that David used to post from that thought a weekend camping trips with fellow doubters would cure you. The only thing that surprises me is that people can realize that this is what they are actually telling and doing to folk and yet they still support it.

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#15 Dec 30, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>I almost thought this story from The Onion, but have actually heard it on other news sources. Ridiculous. It reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer thinks Bart is gay and puts him in front of a big cigarette billboard with sexy girls smoking. Later he asks him if it made a difference and Bart said, "Not really, but I feel like having a cigarette!"
Happy New Year, my NoCal Pal! Have a Peet's Coffee for me!
Hopefully the New Year will help you to stay in touch more.......I mean life is to short to forget those we care about:-)

And yes, this story or claim is ridiculous!!!

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Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#16 Dec 30, 2012
It looks like the anti-gay are getting a little TOO desperate.

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