PHOTOS: The Gayest Halloween Costume Ideas For For 2013

Oct 7, 2013 Full story: Queerty 23

As holidays go, Halloween is undoubtedly the gayest. It's the one time of year where homos can pretend they're hetero, straight boys step out in short skirts, and grown-ass women turn every respectable profession they can think of into slutty versions of their former selves.

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#1 Oct 7, 2013
<howling with glee>

Fun article!
Jafuf

Boston, MA

#2 Oct 7, 2013
Boy, you sure know how to insult gay people! Why on earth would anyone want to pretend they're straight? Unless, of course, you're a Hollyweed actor or a right-wing politician or a priest or the President of Uganda or Russia or some such place where gay people are hated.
Pierre

Anonymous Proxy

#4 Oct 7, 2013
Halloween is for kids!

Keep queers AWAY from kids!
keith60610

Whitinsville, MA

#5 Oct 7, 2013
Pierre wrote:
Halloween is for kids!
Keep queers AWAY from kids!
It's a Pagan holiday that people of all ages can celebrate, not just kids. And here's a costume idea for you, go out as a giant douchebag.. Loser
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#7 Oct 7, 2013
Pierre wrote:
Halloween is for kids!
Keep queers AWAY from kids!
Are you wearing your same old halloween costume again this year?
http://www.thecostumeland.com/images/zoom/ru8...

Since: May 12

Livonia, MI

#8 Oct 7, 2013
keith60610 wrote:
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It's a Pagan holiday that people of all ages can celebrate, not just kids. And here's a costume idea for you, go out as a giant douchebag.. Loser
Every time he goes out of the house, he's always as a giant douchebag.
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#9 Oct 7, 2013
DragonHung wrote:
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Every time he goes out of the house, he's always as a giant douchebag.
He is a giant douchebag indoors too
http://celebnmusic247.com/wp-content/uploads/...

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#10 Oct 7, 2013
The Shadow wrote:
Queers are scary creatures. So scary that I'm letting my kids dress up as fagg@ts for Halloween. Bet they win the scariest costume award.
Roflmao
Uh, you mean like a Tom Ford tuxedo? Or Calvin Klein suit? That doesn't sound very scary to me, in fact, they might win best dressed, but not scariest.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#11 Oct 7, 2013
Pierre wrote:
Halloween is for kids!
Keep queers AWAY from kids!
Keep liars away from Topix, LITTLE cowardly liar.

Since: Mar 11

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#13 Oct 7, 2013
fr The Shadow:

> Queers are scary creatures. So scary that I'm letting my kids ...<

I sincerely pity any child that comes into contact with the likes of you, BIGOT.

“Together for 24, legal for 5”

Since: Sep 07

Littleton, NH

#15 Oct 7, 2013
keith60610 wrote:
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It's a Pagan holiday that people of all ages can celebrate, not just kids. And here's a costume idea for you, go out as a giant douchebag.. Loser
But people are supposed to dress up for Halloween, not go as themselves.

“Together for 24, legal for 5”

Since: Sep 07

Littleton, NH

#16 Oct 7, 2013
The Shadow wrote:
Queers are scary creatures. So scary that I'm letting my kids dress up as fagg@ts for Halloween. Bet they win the scariest costume award.
Roflmao
What? Bus station trolls? I'll be they are scary!

Since: Mar 09

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#17 Oct 7, 2013
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Uh, you mean like a Tom Ford tuxedo? Or Calvin Klein suit? That doesn't sound very scary to me, in fact, they might win best dressed, but not scariest.
If the models come with the suits than I'm ALL IN !!

Ooh! There's a sale in the underwear department!

Gotta dash!

Since: Mar 11

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#19 Oct 7, 2013
fr The Shadow:

>Get lost Bull Dyke<

No. I will not "get lost". You are not the moderator of this site. At least I only use ONE name. Only little children make up a multitude of fake names, or imaginary friends, who they claim did any number of things.

Your constant anti-gay diatribes are very old. Run along and play outside with your Tinker Toys until mommy calls you in for your bedtime.

Since: Mar 09

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#21 Oct 7, 2013
The Shadow wrote:
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No,,,,, Bus Station Fagg@ts. They're really scary.
No they aren't scary, silly rube.

You just say, POLITELY, "I'm not interested", then turn them over to the police.

See. Not scary at all.
Sterkfontein Swartkrans

Warrington, PA

#22 Oct 8, 2013
The Shadow wrote:
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No,,,,, Bus Station Fagg@ts. They're really scary.
How was the NAMBLA meeting? Did you go with your boyfriend?
the pope

United States

#25 Oct 8, 2013
You people who label yourself a gay person let me start by saying we should of never stopped whipping up on u dick munchers in the first place.sick of gay marriage what kind of shi& is that?
Mikey

Brooklyn, NY

#26 Oct 8, 2013
Queers are scary creatures. So scary that I'm letting my kids dress up as fagg@ts for Halloween. Bet they win the scariest costume award.
Roflmao

Since: Mar 11

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#30 Oct 9, 2013
fr The Troll Stopper:

>Well, I tend to forget, since it has been deleted, twice. <

That's YOUR problem, bub, not ours.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#33 Oct 10, 2013
TrueBlood wrote:
Again, Queers are scary creatures. So scary that I'm letting my kids dress up as fagg@ts for Halloween. Bet they win the scariest costume award.
Roflmao
OK, we GET it. HOW many times are you going to repeat that tired comment?

I pity your poor wife at times. Are you this tiresome with her?

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