Fraternity Sued Over Bottle Rocket Shot From Anus

An attempted bottle-rocket launch from a drunken frat boy's anus backfired and caused a fellow frat boy to fall off a deck, a lawsuit claims.

[Moliner]

I think personal accountability went out the window when the ABA decided lawyers could advertise their services.

[deepfried57]

He should be suing himself for being an Dumb A$$$!!!

[Ex PA Senator Frothy Lube]

Darwin Rearward!

[off the trail]

The only thing dumber than sticking an explosive devise up your drunken butt and lighting it, is thinking you can sue someone else for injuries when you sober up.

Please have this guy neutered before he finds a female dumb enough to breed with.

[Lawrence Wolf]

I forsee the second coming of George W. Bush.

[tallyho]

bet he can spell foresee , either Bush , and did something you will never do , be elected

[yepp]

well its not the guy that put the bottle rocket up his butt thats suing... he injured someone around him. and that person is suing the frat

[LOL at Lamebrain]

Ex PA Senator Frothy Lube wrote:

<quoted text>
You don't "believe in" the Theory of Evolution to begin with, remember, Jethro?
You also can't begin to grasp the concept of "recessive trait" as it relates to your inane post. All you know is ignorance and bigotry and misogyny.

How the hell do you know what I believe, nutsack? Since you're always using names with froth and lube in them, can we ASSume that you're not Indian, but you still like to take a toke on the ole scrotum pole? You're so not right in the head, buttmunch.

Weirdo...

[tallyho]

yep give them the right to drink , seems higher education starts at the BOTTOM

[Revelry1]

Wow.

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

I'd love to see this trial televised.

[madonna]

a rather crappie idea.....must have been a harvard law frat...

[Dr Stinko]

Guy's a fkn pioneer.
Wish there'd been a video made.
You know,something the fkn dickwad could attach to his cv...

[Major General Sobriquet]

Double secret probation.

[Dixie Diva]

How can you screw up shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass?

[Major Tom]

Roger, houston. Orbiting uranus, does not appear to be any intelligent life on the surface.

[Spartan 2]

Dixie Diva wrote:

How can you screw up shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass?

Anticipation causes Tension?!?

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Dixie Diva wrote:

How can you screw up shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass?

Stick it in backwards?

[A better question would B]

Dixie Diva wrote:

How can you screw up shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass?

Why would you try??????

[Looking]

as long as we have marshall we will have dumb bells