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“268th Attack Hel Bn”

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AH-1S Cobra

#1996 Oct 26, 2013
I still have mixed feelings.......
I know it's the right thing but in some ways I still don't like it. If that makes sense.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1997 Oct 26, 2013
Beep beep
Passing through
*waves*

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#1998 Oct 26, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
I still have mixed feelings.......
I know it's the right thing but in some ways I still don't like it. If that makes sense.
I'm sure you do .. I would to . That's what friends are for ,... encouragement , understanding , laughter and love!:)

((Hugs))

Since: Jul 09

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#1999 Oct 27, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>All tied up now and more errors last night lol
....and controversial after last night. I got a bet going with a friend. I betted Boston to win the World Series, probably lose, I think I've only won 2 bets in my life..lol

Since: Jul 09

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#2000 Oct 27, 2013
Hope all is well. Have a good day folks.

Overcast and rainy here, dull boring Sunday, might go back to bed.

I saw on the news that Texas had lightning and hail. God must be judging Texas because of Ricky's sins...lol

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#2001 Oct 27, 2013
Morning folks, nice day here in NH got some flurries yesterday. Winter's coming!

Thanks Hatti!

“GOD SO LOVED US”

Level 6

Since: Aug 08

He Gave His SON,JESUS Christ

#2002 Oct 27, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't care for Firefox myself, so I went to Google Chrome and I like it!
There was some story on tv..about chrome ..people using it ...something about info not secure ..sorry can't remember ..was about 2 weeks ago .

Might have had something to do with Credit cards ..But really not sure .

But it was,Chrome ..

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#2003 Oct 28, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Morning folks, nice day here in NH got some flurries yesterday. Winter's coming!
Thanks Hatti!
Snow already?!! WTH?...lol...just kidding.

I just saw on the news some places in western Canada got a little bit of wintry blast last night. I'm not sure now I want to fly out on Friday, weather been good here in the east.

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Level 5

Since: Oct 08

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#2004 Oct 28, 2013
Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?
A: Cut it out!

Q: When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
A: When you drop it; then it’s squash!

Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
A: You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!

Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!

Q: Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A: They had deep roots!

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash!

Q: Who is the most scare monster for a Jack-o-lantern?
A: The fairy godmother!

Q: Where does the Jack-o-lantern go to get his horrors?
A: A pumpkin soup factory!

Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi (3.142857142857142857142857142 8571)

Q: How did one Jack-o-lantern make himself happy?
A: He cut a smile out of his face!

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!

Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?
A: Because they just had their brains scooped out!

Q: What do you call a pumpkin carved to look like cow?
A: Jerk-O-Lantern!

Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: It fell off the wagon!

Q: What’s black, white, orange and waddles?
A: A penquin holding a pumpkin!

Q: Why was Cinderella not very good at boxing?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!

Q: What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
A: A Plumpkin!

Q: What did the pumpkins study at school?
A: Math!

Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
A: Did you get bitten by a zombie?

Q: What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
A:“That was filling.”

Q: What kind of romances do pumpkins have?
A: Mushy!

Q: What vegetable does a pumpkin turn into
when an elephant steps on it?
A: Squash!

Q: What do pumpkins eat at ball games?
A: Pulp Corn!

Q: What does a pumpkin tiger do?
A: Stalk its prey!

Q: What did the pumpkin say to his girl friend?
A:“I seed you with another guy.”

Q: What’s orange and goes putt-putt-putt?
A: An Outboard Pumpkin!

Q: When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?
A:“I’m vine, thank you.”

Q: Why did the witch paint her toenails orange?
A: So she could hide in the pumpkin patch!

Q: Why did the little pumpkins cross the road?
A: To go to school!

Q: What’s orange and flies?
A: Super Pumpkin!

Q: What did a mad pumpkin say to his enemy?
A:“I’ll stem on your foot!”

Q: What does a pumpkin priest stand on?
A: A Pulpit!

Q: Who put the orange in Halloween?
A: A Jack-o-lantern!

Q: Why is A Jack-o-lantern just like Buddha?
A: They both have an inner light!

Q: What time does a Jack-o-lantern eat?
A: Once you carve out its mouth!

Q: Why is a Jack-o-lantern orange?
A: Health and safety!

Q: Why is a Jack-o-lantern orange?
A: So you don’t trip over it!

Q: Why are Jack-o-lanterns so orange?
A: A diet of orange juice!

Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns look up to scarecrows?
A: They have been looking up to them since they were pumpkins!

Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns sit outside a house?
A: They have no hands to knock on the front door!

Q: What kind of night lights do vampires like to use?
A: A Jack-o-Lantern!

Q: How did the Jack-o-Lantern win the science prize?
A: A light when on in his head!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#2005 Oct 28, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
<quoted text>
Snow already?!! WTH?...lol...just kidding.
I just saw on the news some places in western Canada got a little bit of wintry blast last night. I'm not sure now I want to fly out on Friday, weather been good here in the east.
Take a detour to California? Good morning

Since: Jul 09

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#2006 Oct 28, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
Take a detour to California? Good morning
Sure, but only if you're paying and have a place for me to lie down at night.

Good morning to you.....and everyone else who shows up.

Not a cloud in the sky this morning. Blue skies and 2c/35F.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#2007 Oct 28, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
<quoted text>
Sure, but only if you're paying and have a place for me to lie down at night.
Good morning to you.....and everyone else who shows up.
Not a cloud in the sky this morning. Blue skies and 2c/35F.
*blush*
Why would you have to do that?

Sounds perfect! Brrr!

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Level 5

Since: Oct 08

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#2009 Oct 28, 2013
The Bloody Vampire Bat Joke


A giant vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh red blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get a good nights sleep.

Pretty soon all the other vampire bats smelled the sweet blood that covered the giant vampire bat and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

“OK, follow me” he said and flew out of the cave with thousands of flying vampire bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other vampire bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“Yes, Yes, Yes!” the vampire bats all screamed in a frenzy.

“Good” said the giant vampire bat,“Because I sure as hell didn’t!”

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Level 5

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#2010 Oct 28, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
<quoted text>
Sure, but only if you're paying and have a place for me to lie down at night.
Good morning to you.....and everyone else who shows up.
Not a cloud in the sky this morning. Blue skies and 2c/35F.
I's have nice place for you's next to Donkey in stable, he looking for new young stud/mate type person, you's interested?

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#2011 Oct 28, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
*blush*
Why would you have to do that?
Sounds perfect! Brrr!
Yes, why sleep when there are other things to do? Can always catch a nap the next day.

Yep, a bit chilly.

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#2012 Oct 28, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
<quoted text>I's have nice place for you's next to Donkey in stable, he looking for new young stud/mate type person, you's interested?
I can't mate. Snowmobile injury 2006.

LOL

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#2013 Oct 28, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, why sleep when there are other things to do? Can always catch a nap the next day.
Yep, a bit chilly.
Oh yes indeed!
About 39 here right now.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#2014 Oct 28, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
Hope all is well. Have a good day folks.
Overcast and rainy here, dull boring Sunday, might go back to bed.
I saw on the news that Texas had lightning and hail. God must be judging Texas because of Ricky's sins...lol
If that were the case we would be having much worse weather! lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#2015 Oct 28, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't mate. Snowmobile injury 2006.
LOL
You mean similar to the penis in the toaster thing?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#2016 Oct 28, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh yes indeed!
About 39 here right now.
61° here! lol

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