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#1620 Oct 8, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Damn! I'm grown up!!! lol

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#1621 Oct 8, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
<quoted text>Runs down Susan on Donkey!
Calm down donkey, Susan threw it to me. Susan & I can play this game ALLLLLLLLL day! ;)

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#1622 Oct 8, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
So what's new? Anything exciting?
Ricky, I need your wallet!!!
Me too! I'm drapery shopping as I write this. ;)

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#1623 Oct 8, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Calm down donkey, Susan threw it to me. Susan & I can play this game ALLLLLLLLL day! ;)
Donkey needs a good meal!

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#1625 Oct 8, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
<quoted text>Runs down Susan on Donkey!
*Trips Voyeur AND Donkey and grabs their wallets*

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#1626 Oct 8, 2013
Afternoon all.

Hey Chris *catch*

Don't spend all of it, we're going out tonight remember!

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#1627 Oct 8, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>You seem to have given me your cold....Thanks ever so much....
;~)
Hey Handsome. Hope you feel better soon.

<3

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#1628 Oct 8, 2013
Little better today, not shivering anymore but still kinda yucky. Went to school and work.

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#1629 Oct 8, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Little better today, not shivering anymore but still kinda yucky. Went to school and work.
Poor baby. I couldn't get out of bed for three days.

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#1630 Oct 8, 2013
I probably shouldn't have, but your know.....

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#1631 Oct 8, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
I probably shouldn't have, but your know.....
Heh, heh.

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#1632 Oct 8, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
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*Trips Voyeur AND Donkey and grabs their wallets*
You tripped Donkey? I'm telling PETA!!

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#1633 Oct 9, 2013
Ravenclaw wrote:
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You tripped Donkey? I'm telling PETA!!
Donkey chipped a hoof and isn't very happy with Sue right now.

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#1634 Oct 9, 2013
Good morning neighborS. Science is hot.

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#1640 Oct 9, 2013
Good morning/afternoon everyone.

:)

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#1641 Oct 9, 2013
Ravenclaw wrote:
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You tripped Donkey? I'm telling PETA!!
LOL

Hello Miss Raven. Happy to see you again.

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#1642 Oct 9, 2013
Ravenclaw wrote:
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You tripped Donkey? I'm telling PETA!!
She don't care, she'll buy her way out of it, she's loaded!

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#1643 Oct 9, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
Good morning neighborS. Science is hot.
So R U

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#1644 Oct 9, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>So R U
No, U!!!

<3

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#1645 Oct 9, 2013
Thank you, Mr. Kevin.

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