Evolution. The biggest atheist trick ...

Evolution. The biggest atheist trick in the world.

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“Evolution is Variation”

Since: Nov 13

Dublin, Ireland

#1 Nov 4, 2013
The universe just happened to form.

The sun just happened to form.

The moon just happened to form.

Earth just happened to form in the goldie locks zone.

All water just happened to come from space but yet can’t be found in space.

Oxygen just happened to be in higher concentrations here than anywhere we know of.

Rain clouds just happened to carry water across the earth to needed places.

Life just happened via abiogenesis from non-life.

Bacteria just happened to form in dirty water.

Then bacteria just happened to replicate itself.

Then bacteria just happened to multiply.

Then bacteria just happened to get complex.

Those bacteria just happened to evolve into food for itself.

Those bacteria just happened to evolve into other species.

Some of those species just happened to evolve to be food for other species.

Some of those species just happened to move from water to land.

Some of those species just happened to move from land to water.

Some of those species just happened to evolve to fly and run why others weren’t so luck and have to crawl and slither.

Those species just happened to keep on evolving into more species. X a billion.

Each species just happens to die off after first becoming a new species.

Each species just happened to keep getting better and smarter, from mutations and natural selection.

Some of those species just happened to evolve to man of today.

Not a farfetched story at all. Has to be the only explanation!

Bacteria from nothing slowly evolving up to man who kills and destroys everything. Would that be like self-suicide over a period of time?

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Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#2 Nov 4, 2013
Some proven false god created everything, but himself, which must have come from somewhere, so we'll call it magic....

yeah, that's so sane...

and already proven false...
Gillette

Fairfield, IA

#3 Nov 4, 2013
Virtually everything on your list happened by the action of measurable laws of nature. They didn't "just happen."
Gillette

Fairfield, IA

#4 Nov 4, 2013
Evolution is an "atheist trick"?

Really?

Tell that to the evangelical Christians at Baylor University, the "largest Baptist University in the world," where the students go on mission trips, etc.

This is from the Biology Department at Baylor:
http://www.baylor.edu/biology/index.php...

Statement on Evolution
"Evolution, a foundational principle of modern biology, is supported by overwhelming scientific evidence and is accepted by the vast majority of scientists. Because it is fundamental to the understanding of modern biology, the faculty in the Biology Department at Baylor University, Waco, TX, teach evolution throughout the biology curriculum. We are in accordance with the American Association for Advancement of Science's statement on evolution. We are a science department, so we do not teach alternative hypotheses or philosophically deduced theories that cannot be tested rigorously."

Also, here from the Baylor Geology Department:
http://www.baylor.edu/geology/index.php...

Quote:

"Question: Does the fossil record support the idea of biological change over time (biological evolution)?

Yes. The fossil record clearly indicates...

• a progression in complexity of organisms from very simple fossil forms in the oldest rocks (>3.5 billion years old) to a broad spectrum from simple to complex forms in younger rocks,

• that some organisms that were once common are now extinct, and

• that the living organisms inhabiting our world today are similar (but generally not the same) as organisms represented as fossils in young sedimentary deposits, which in turn have evolutionary ancestors represented as fossils in yet older rocks.

Mammals, for example, are prevalent today and can be traced back in the fossil record for approximately 200 million years, but are not present as mammals in the fossil record before that; however, fossil forms that have reasonably been interpreted to be associated with the evolutionary precursors to mammals are found in older rocks.

Whether biological evolution occurs has not been a matter of scientific debate for more than a century. It is considered a proven fact."

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The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#5 Nov 4, 2013
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
Evolution. The biggest atheist trick in the world.
Okay, first thing - evolution makes no theological claims. Same as the rest of science. Then all this:
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
The universe just happened to form.
The sun just happened to form.
The moon just happened to form.
Earth just happened to form in the goldie locks zone.
All water just happened to come from space but yet can’t be found in space.
Oxygen just happened to be in higher concentrations here than anywhere we know of.
Rain clouds just happened to carry water across the earth to needed places.
Life just happened via abiogenesis from non-life.
Bacteria just happened to form in dirty water.
Is not part of evolution either.
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
Then bacteria just happened to replicate itself.
Then bacteria just happened to multiply.
Then bacteria just happened to get complex.
Those bacteria just happened to evolve into food for itself.
Those bacteria just happened to evolve into other species.
Some of those species just happened to evolve to be food for other species.
Some of those species just happened to move from water to land.
Some of those species just happened to move from land to water.
Some of those species just happened to evolve to fly and run why others weren’t so luck and have to crawl and slither.
Those species just happened to keep on evolving into more species. X a billion.
Each species just happens to die off after first becoming a new species.
Each species just happened to keep getting better and smarter, from mutations and natural selection.
Nope. Bacteria haven't got smarter. Fish have not got smarter (not for a long while anyway). And creationists have not got smarter.
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
Some of those species just happened to evolve to man of today.
Not a farfetched story at all. Has to be the only explanation!

Not far-fetched considering that evolution has the evidence. So far no-one's offered an alternative.

[QUOTE who="Thats a knee slapper"]Bacteria from nothing slowly evolving up to man who kills and destroys everything. Would that be like self-suicide over a period of time?
Since 99% of all life that's ever lived is now extinct, evolution really doesn't care if life wipes itself out.
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
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Whereas your alternative, the universe was created especially for you so you could eventually life forever with God in eternal paradise - is NOT egotistical?

There seems very little point in trying to explain anything science to you since you don't appear to be interested and probably wouldn't understand it.

But just one thing - if God exists and is all powerful, what could possibly prevent Him from using evolution? How are you able to place limits on the Almighty?

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Since: Apr 08

Seffner, FL

#6 Nov 5, 2013
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
The universe just happened to form.
The sun just happened to form.
The moon just happened to form.
Earth just happened to form in the goldie locks zone.
All water just happened to come from space but yet can’t be found in space.
Oxygen just happened to be in higher concentrations here than anywhere we know of.
Rain clouds just happened to carry water across the earth to needed places.
Life just happened via abiogenesis from non-life.
Bacteria just happened to form in dirty water.
Then bacteria just happened to replicate itself.
Then bacteria just happened to multiply.
Then bacteria just happened to get complex.
Those bacteria just happened to evolve into food for itself.
Those bacteria just happened to evolve into other species.
Some of those species just happened to evolve to be food for other species.
Some of those species just happened to move from water to land.
Some of those species just happened to move from land to water.
Some of those species just happened to evolve to fly and run why others weren’t so luck and have to crawl and slither.
Those species just happened to keep on evolving into more species. X a billion.
Each species just happens to die off after first becoming a new species.
Each species just happened to keep getting better and smarter, from mutations and natural selection.
Some of those species just happened to evolve to man of today.
Not a farfetched story at all. Has to be the only explanation!
Bacteria from nothing slowly evolving up to man who kills and destroys everything. Would that be like self-suicide over a period of time?
Atheist;
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Wow. That's probably to most complete list of stupid I've run across so far. I'm keeping this one. Much appreciated.

"goldie locks zone" Hilarious!

“I am the great an powerful Ny!”

Since: Dec 06

Lebanon, PA

#7 Nov 6, 2013
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>How are you able to place limits on the Almighty?
The creator of the invention always has say on what it can or cannot do.
Gillette

Fairfield, IA

#8 Nov 6, 2013
llDayo wrote:
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The creator of the invention always has say on what it can or cannot do.
So therefore, the creator can set it up to randomly generate creative outcomes that would surprise even him -- indeed, may have set it up JUST FOR THAT PUROSE!
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#9 Nov 6, 2013
llDayo wrote:
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The creator of the invention always has say on what it can or cannot do.
Well I always thought so, but all the fundies we encounter love to keep telling us how powerful they are that they whup God into shape at will. This helps support the hypothesis that all they're spouting is made up BS.
Dave M

Pershore, UK

#10 Nov 6, 2013
Thats a knee slapper wrote:
All water just happened to come from space but yet can’t be found in space.
What?

Water is found everywhere in space. There is water all over the solar system, from the atmosphere of Venus to the ice in the rings of the gas giants.

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#11 Nov 6, 2013
Dave M wrote:
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What?
Water is found everywhere in space. There is water all over the solar system, from the atmosphere of Venus to the ice in the rings of the gas giants.
and just in space. and don't forget the comets!

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Since: Jan 11

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#12 Nov 10, 2013
llDayo wrote:
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The creator of the invention always has say on what it can or cannot do.
Maybe he assigned His patent to creationists.

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