I believe in Intelligent Design because?

I believe in Intelligent Design because?

Created by Double Fine on Jun 13, 2012

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I am not a scientist

I have never performed an experiment in my life

I am a closet Creationist

I am a retard

I have no education to speak of

It is lazy science and I am a lazy person

I am a douche

I am a troll

I have a secret crush on Behe

I am easily fooled.

“First it steals your mind..”

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#1 Jun 13, 2012
Yo.

Question for all of you ID'ers: Why do you believe in ID? Please pick one of the options above.

“Pissing people off since 1949”

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Seffner, FL

#2 Jun 13, 2012
You forgot to include 'All of the above".

“First it steals your mind..”

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#3 Jun 13, 2012
MikeF wrote:
You forgot to include 'All of the above".
Damn!

Can't I edit it??

_PrincessSusan_

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#4 Jun 13, 2012
Heh, hi baby!

DRW
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#5 Jun 13, 2012
*all of the above!

“First it steals your mind..”

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#6 Jun 14, 2012
_PrincessSusan_ wrote:
Heh, hi baby!
Sue

<3

“First it steals your mind..”

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#7 Jun 14, 2012
Very interesting.

57% of people who believe in ID is retards....

I would have bet my house that it had something to do with Creationism..

:P

_PrincessSusan_

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#8 Jun 14, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
Very interesting.
57% of people who believe in ID is retards....
I would have bet my house that it had something to do with Creationism..
:P
No critical thinking skills.

“First it steals your mind..”

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#9 Jun 19, 2012
This just in: Two thirds of ID proponents are retards!

Wow! Groundbreaking stuff!

_PrincessSusan_

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#10 Jun 19, 2012
LOL

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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#11 Jun 20, 2012
Interesting poll.
Human Ape

Pompano Beach, FL

#12 Jun 21, 2012
"All of the above" would be the correct answer for all intelligent design creationists. Definitely they're retards.

http://darwinkilledgod.blogspot.com/

“First it steals your mind..”

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#13 Jun 22, 2012
6% of ID proponents are in love with Behe?

Wow!
LGK

Erith, UK

#14 Jun 22, 2012
Why do I believe in Intelligent Design? I'm glad you asked. There are 101 reasons but I'll doll out just one. I think intelligent design of words & sentences was necessary for you to ask that question. Are we agreed?
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#15 Jun 23, 2012
LGK wrote:
Why do I believe in Intelligent Design?
You're incredulous.(shrug)

“First it steals your mind..”

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#16 Jun 25, 2012
LGK wrote:
Why do I believe in Intelligent Design? I'm glad you asked. There are 101 reasons but I'll doll out just one. I think intelligent design of words & sentences was necessary for you to ask that question. Are we agreed?
Oh.

The painter argument?

Just with a spin.

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