Facts About the Missing Link

Facts About the Missing Link

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Shasha Munzara

Satellite Provider

#1 Dec 18, 2009
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.

The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.

What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.

The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.

Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).

But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.

Pays to read.
CREAMAWHEAT

United States

#2 Dec 18, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
Define=intercourse= dealings or communication between individuals etc. interchange of thoughts ,feelings etc.+++++++++intercross=to cross in interbreeding. You have an interesting twist to the story, but I don't think the woman had sex with the serpent to be influenced by it.

“Pissing people off since 1949”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Seffner, FL

#3 Dec 18, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
Excuse me while I take a moment and hurl my laptop out the nearest window.
Sheila

Texarkana, TX

#4 Dec 18, 2009
MikeF wrote:
<quoted text>
Excuse me while I take a moment and hurl my laptop out the nearest window.
Are you kidding? Mushmouth was funny, so funny it hurts.
The Dude

Birkenhead, UK

#5 Dec 18, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how many kittens have died because of this one post.
MIDutch

Waterford, MI

#6 Dec 18, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles.
This is a totally ridiculous statement considering that a HUGE number of scientists around the world don't have Bibles. The obvious reason for this is that they are Buddhist, Hindu, Confucianist, Shinto, Daoist, Wiccan, Pagan, Jewish, Muslim, etc. To scientists of all of these faiths, the Bible is, at best, a piece of literature to be respected as an important work in human history, and at worst, a piece of garbage not worth the paper it is written on and the direct cause of much human suffering.
Shasha Munzara wrote:
A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
There is a LOT of knowledge and wisdom available that has NOTHING to do with the Bible. The kindly and wise Buddhist monk, the forgetful but brilliant Jewish theoretical physicist. The Dalai Lama's wisdom and Albert Einstein's knowledge have NOTHNG to do with anything written in the Bible.

The rest of your post isn't even worth replying to.

Level 1

Since: Nov 08

Boise, ID

#7 Dec 18, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles.
Thanks for the giggles. Started my morning off right.
Cujo

Regina, Canada

#8 Dec 18, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
Oh my.
Gillette

Fairfield, IA

#9 Dec 20, 2009
This idea, that the snake,(i.e. Satan) had intercourse with Eve, so that Eve had children with both Adam and Satan, is the basis of what is called British Israeliteism.

The basic idea is that the children of Eve and the snake are the Kenites i.e. the Jews and other inferior races, while the "good" children of Adam are the present day British and Americans -- the chosen people.

It's a whackjob "theology" naturally favored by white racists and Jew-haters such as the Aryan Nations and skinhead neo-Nazis, etc.

One particular proponent is Pastor Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel bible cult, the one followed by the Topix poster named "Wayne" from West Virgnia.
The Dude

Wallasey, UK

#10 Dec 20, 2009
Gillette wrote:
This idea, that the snake,(i.e. Satan) had intercourse with Eve, so that Eve had children with both Adam and Satan, is the basis of what is called British Israeliteism.
The basic idea is that the children of Eve and the snake are the Kenites i.e. the Jews and other inferior races, while the "good" children of Adam are the present day British and Americans -- the chosen people.
It's a whackjob "theology" naturally favored by white racists and Jew-haters such as the Aryan Nations and skinhead neo-Nazis, etc.
One particular proponent is Pastor Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel bible cult, the one followed by the Topix poster named "Wayne" from West Virgnia.
There's a name I haven't heard in a while. I knew he was a nutcase but didn't know he was *that* much of a nutcase.

“Transitional Molecular Fossils”

Since: Dec 06

Somewhere in Penn's Woods

#11 Dec 20, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
Oh, Good Lord !!! You’d think that I would have learned by now, but nooooooo, I just had to click on this thread, naively thinking that we were discussing how “Science” magazine just named the discovery of “Ardi”,(Ardipithecus ramidus or “root of the ground ape”) as “Breakthrough of the Year”, changing the way we think about early human evolution.

http://www.sciencemag.org/

But NOOOOOO, why would we have an intelligent scientific discussion in the evolution forum?

Instead, just another nutcase. You idiot, let me tell you that when THIS woman is hiking in her beloved mountains and stumbles upon a timber rattler or northern copperhead, the LAST thing I am is sexually aroused, you moron.

People like you are why the US has separation of church and state. People like you are why we are fighting against the placement of “alternative theories” in the biology classroom. People like you exemplify the dangers of living in a theocracy. Your brain has two neurons buddy, and both of them have obviously short-circuited.

A snake or some guy “hissing” at her does not turn a woman on. She gets turned on when some guy shows up at her door with a bottle of Estancia Pinot Noir and a shovel and tells her he is going to dig out the two feet of snow in her driveway and then help her drink the wine.

Idiot, go to the Morons R Us forum and leave the scientific forums to people that are able to discuss science. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

Since: Dec 06

Urbana, Illinois

#12 Dec 20, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
...says the mentally ill. Talk about being a few gears short of a full transmission!

Since: Dec 06

Urbana, Illinois

#13 Dec 20, 2009
Gillette wrote:
This idea, that the snake,(i.e. Satan) had intercourse with Eve, so that Eve had children with both Adam and Satan, is the basis of what is called British Israeliteism.
The basic idea is that the children of Eve and the snake are the Kenites i.e. the Jews and other inferior races, while the "good" children of Adam are the present day British and Americans -- the chosen people.
It's a whackjob "theology" naturally favored by white racists and Jew-haters such as the Aryan Nations and skinhead neo-Nazis, etc.
One particular proponent is Pastor Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel bible cult, the one followed by the Topix poster named "Wayne" from West Virgnia.
Well... THAT explains a few things about "Wayne"!
Sheila

Texarkana, TX

#14 Dec 20, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
Obviously you're a man, of some kind. Because a woman would never think of a snake that way. Do the world a favor and get a lobotomy.

“There is no such thing”

Level 3

Since: May 08

as a reasonable person

#15 Dec 20, 2009
What ever happened to BigFoot Anyway?

“There is no such thing”

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Since: May 08

as a reasonable person

#16 Dec 20, 2009
FossilBob wrote:
<quoted text>
Well... THAT explains a few things about "Wayne"!
Are you refering to "Wayne" and his "serpent seed" theology? If you are then yes that is some seriously messed up Malarky...

Since: Dec 06

Urbana, Illinois

#17 Dec 21, 2009
Lil Ticked wrote:
<quoted text>Are you refering to "Wayne" and his "serpent seed" theology? If you are then yes that is some seriously messed up Malarky...
Where are the nice men in white coats when you need 'em?

“Pissing people off since 1949”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Dunedin, FL

#18 Dec 21, 2009
Katydid wrote:
Idiot, go to the Morons R Us forum and leave the scientific forums to people that are able to discuss science. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
Too funny! You tell 'em, Katy!

“Turning coffee into theorems”

Since: Dec 06

Trapped inside a Klein Bottle

#19 Dec 21, 2009
FossilBob wrote:
<quoted text>
Where are the nice men in white coats when you need 'em?
Paging Dogen

“What, me worry?”

Since: Mar 09

I'm a racist caricature!

#20 Dec 21, 2009
Shasha Munzara wrote:
What's necessary is for scientists to read their Bibles. A lack of wisdom & knowledge has left them trying to discover what has long been explained point blank.
The creature called the serpent in the old testament, was the closest to man (more subtle than a chimp). So close to the point where it could communicate and have discourse (& eventually intercourse) with mankind.
What then happened, after it seduced our mother Eve & slept with her, eventually her having been "given" by the serpent, went on to "give fruit" to her husband resulting in the both of their realisation that they had different sexual organs ad could nolonger walk about naked. Also resulting in the birth of maternal twins with different fathers. One a half serpent half human brute (Cain)
and his brother Abel.
The curse pronounced on that creature brok the continuity between humanity & the rest of the animal world. Look at the shape of the serpent.
Today, women still get sexually aroused by the sight of a wriggling snake.(try hiss at them, immoral ones will fall for it, while lecherous men fall for wiggling mincing lizard eyed whores etc).
But that serpent is your missing link you've been searching for & failing to find.
Pays to read.
I've seen better explanations for the diversity of life on the sides of cereal boxes.

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