The most obvious(!) proof "evolution"...

The most obvious(!) proof "evolution" is impossible!

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Ina Bliss

Joplin, MO

#1 Jun 11, 2013
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.

The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#2 Jun 11, 2013
Why do you hate kittens?

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#3 Jun 11, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
The Keys to an overly religious person's ability to argue against science:

1)Know nothing about the subject involved

2)Make claims about the subject that have no bearing on how science describes the subject.

3) Assume your lack of knowledge of the subject, and your made up claims about the subject, qualifies you to argue against the subject

4) Act all indignant when your stupidity is pointed out to you.

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#4 Jun 12, 2013
I honestly can't tell if he's being ironic

“I am the great an powerful Ny!”

Since: Dec 06

Lebanon, PA

#5 Jun 12, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
Yet tens of thousands (at least) of babies are born everyday as a result of these "small" odds. Hell, two of my kids were conceived while the wife was on the pill! Whew, it's like I got struck by lightning, hit by a meteor and won the lottery all at the same time! TWICE!

“Nihil curo de ista tua stulta ”

Since: May 08

Orlando

#6 Jun 12, 2013
llDayo wrote:
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Yet tens of thousands (at least) of babies are born everyday as a result of these "small" odds. Hell, two of my kids were conceived while the wife was on the pill! Whew, it's like I got struck by lightning, hit by a meteor and won the lottery all at the same time! TWICE!
"SUPER SPERM! Able to leap diaphrams with a single bound! More powerful than a IUD, or Birth Control Pill!"

DUH-DUH DUUUHHHHH!!!

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Since: Dec 06

Lebanon, PA

#7 Jun 12, 2013
Kong_ wrote:
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"SUPER SPERM! Able to leap diaphrams with a single bound! More powerful than a IUD, or Birth Control Pill!"
DUH-DUH DUUUHHHHH!!!
Look, up in the pie! Is it a worm? Is it a grain?
LowellGuy

Brooklyn, NY

#8 Jun 12, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
Have you told NASA that moon landings are impossible, too?

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#9 Jun 14, 2013
All I can say is sheesh....

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#10 Jun 14, 2013
_PrincessSusan_ wrote:
All I can say is sheesh....
I have a feeling you're 'holding back'

_PrincessSusan_

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#11 Jun 14, 2013
Heh, heh. Could be. Hey TerryL!

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#12 Jun 14, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
After reading your post above, I'm genuinely astounded that any of us are here! It's a miracle? LOL

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mutilate. Point down range.

#13 Jun 14, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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After reading your post above, I'm genuinely astounded that any of us are here! It's a miracle? LOL
I'm not really here Chilli. Everyone just thinks I am.

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#14 Jun 17, 2013
_PrincessSusan_ wrote:
Heh, heh. Could be. Hey TerryL!
Good to 'see' you, your highness

_PrincessSusan_

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#16 Jun 17, 2013
Good to see you as well TerryL.

:)

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#17 Jun 20, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
This level of science illiteracy could only exist in Texas

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Seffner, FL

#18 Jun 20, 2013
Lord Stannis wrote:
<quoted text>This level of science illiteracy could only exist in Texas
Sadly, a number of other states are competing for the title.

_PrincessSusan_

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#19 Jun 20, 2013
How true, and how sad!
QvQ

Tulsa, OK

#20 Jun 30, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
Face-Palm!
Nanu

Boston, MA

#21 Jul 12, 2013
Ina Bliss wrote:
In order to generate an offspring, a living human adult(!) male with living sperm and a living, menstruating woman having generated a living egg must simultaneously live (a 70-year lifespan as a window within the "billions of years" "science" keeps throwing at us) as well as ONE specific sperm out of trillions must enter this one specific egg in order to generate a new being, whose thousands of unique characteristics along with a complex new sourcecode (RNA|DNA) are already present in this new sperm-egg combination.
The absolute precision, without which NO LIFE of the zillions of simultaneous things and beings would be possible, run within absolute timing of coincidences, or coordinated events, leaves no room for "evolution".
The absolute precision and alignment of simultaneous events necessary for a pigeon, flying 50 feet above you and 30 miles and hour, to poop precisely on ones head is truly astounding. Yet Sh#t like this happens all the time... all you need are enough pigeons pooping over enough pedestrians to eventually get a direct hit... no divine intervention necessary

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