A flat or, at best, hemispheric Earth doesn't prove God exists. Nor does the misunderstanding of the word "hang" outside of poetic license.<quoted text>
Laurence Taylor was a monster. That's poetic license. Was he actually a monster? By your convoluted and ridiculous standards, he clearly was, because it's a possible meaning of the word as used if one ignores the context, and because I've chosen that meaning out of all the possible ones, that makes it so.
Well, in YOUR version of reality, it does. Out here in ACTUAL REALITY, it ain't like that at all. But, as long as it makes you happy, that's all that matters. Don't let things like intellectual integrity get in your way.