By the way, if you think Adam and Eve are silly, at least we don't believe that we are kin to tobacco stalks, worms, birds, and beagles. I'm being serious here.
No one claimed we evolved from a tobacco stalk and you know it. So why lie about it? You're losing it, Marky.
I will save you the trouble.
It was me, and I said, we (and all animals) share a common ancestor with tobacco (and all plants), not that we are descended from tobacco.