According to you, you aren't related to your great-great-great-great grandfather, because nobody observed you being born along with every other generation leading back to your great-great-great-great grandfather's child(ren) being born. You can't just believe the word of man and those unreliable birth certificates. Hell, even Obama has a birth certificate! No, we need direct observation of everything. Therefore, you have nothing to demonstrate that you and your great-great-great-great grandfather are relatives.<quoted text>By the way, if you think Adam and Eve are silly, at least we don't believe that we are kin to tobacco stalks, worms, birds, and beagles. I'm being serious here. That is the very reason I outright reject human from non-human evolution. To think that we evolved from what was once a tobacco stalk is beyond stupid. AND YEAH!!! THAT REALLY PASSES THE SCIENTIFIC METHODS DEMAND FOR OBSERVATION!!!!
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Your stupid logic at work.