1: Laryngeal nerve - giraffe.
2: Keep an eye out for a documentary about the Jehoveh's Witnesses. Prepare your defensive rationalizations now! http://gothamist.com/2013/02/19/new_documenta...
3: Why don't you hold yourself to the established rules of logic as we do ourselves?
I think many people believe that JWs are just another branch of Fundies. This shows a bit more of their nefariousness.