No. But I do know a fair amount of science.<quoted text>
You have all the talking points memorized! You should have no problem telling all that to God when you have to give an account of how you lived life believing you were a monkey. Trouble is you aren't! And thinking like one will not help you then either.
And now the stupid threats come out.
Sorry, but even your head Christian said that I am going to heaven. He does not believe in "Mafia Don" God. Do you?
And once again you are being derogatory to your ancestors. Isn't that also against one of your rules?
Why do Christians think that it is okay to lie for Jesus and now not to honor thy mother and father for Jesus.
If you want to see a religious hypocrite you only have to look for a foolish creationist.