Ok, let's see if you are true to your word.Ignorant and childish nonsense will be ignored. If an intelligent question or arguments comes along, I'll answer.
Question : why bother with strapping lasers (lazers?) to probes and sending them into space as you suggest when the same process can be carried on earth?
Specifically - what makes your method better than the above.
Or any of these methods?
Now if you feel this is NOT an intelligent question - please outline why.
I await your answer with a sense of hope.