Sorry mr. tick
"the bible that is full of proven lies?"
"the one who's first message to humans is that knowledge is bad? "
Only the knowledge that the fruit of that tree would reveal.
"that bible? "
Yes the Bible of Moses.
"surely you jest, shirly."
Well come on in, you'll fit right in we have the Pope, Jesus , God and a slew of other famous people in here, it don't matter if they dead or just imaginary. But it's BYOB now I mean it, BYOB and come on in!