Human evolved from a monkey?

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Divine Alien

Malaysia

#1 Mar 31, 2008
Yes, it is definite that we humans are the descendants of a monkey ancestors. I think Adam and Eve were very much similar to that of the monkey; they were hairy, had canines, good climbers. Of course a monkey ancestors evolved from other similar creatures. I can imagine that Adam and Eve were roaming in the wild and forests like the chimps of todays. Their languages were very much different from us. They gradual became less hairy as they became more civilized.

Adam and Eve did have some children before they knew how to communicate with God and perhaps before they committed the original sin. These children were probably the ancestors of some humans who think that they do not inherit the original sin of earlier Adam and Eve. I cannot think of how Adam and Eve who were in fact a monkey before, had came into contact with a divine spirit that gave them the power to think like God/angel/satan/human. As soon as Adam and Eve had intimate relationship with the mystic figure, they had knowledge. After eating the knowledge fruit, they even think more like God. So, God was jealous coz human was able to think like He does therefore He punished them and cursed them to inherit the original sin. Therefore, these children were the descendants of a rebellious human who inherited original sin. They were smarter than the earlier children. They acknowledge and worship God whereby the earlier ones not.

Therefore, the earlier children of Adam is truly a descendants of a monkey, while the latter ones are the descendants of the children who inherited the original sin.

“I am the great an powerful Ny!”

Since: Dec 06

Lebanon, PA

#2 Mar 31, 2008
Where does it say in the Bible that Adam and Eve were good climbers?
Divine Alien

Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

#3 Mar 31, 2008
I agree that it was not mentioned in the Bible. I can imagine that they can do it. Nobody had given an account that they were good climbers before they knew how to communicate with God. The account that they were not really a good climber was only narrated/given/written by humans after they had knew how to communicate with God. If you think of the logic, we were a descendant of a monkey. A monkey does not talk like a human but they make noise different than human. Before they knew God, yes, they were good climbers.
Stop The Insanity

Havertown, PA

#4 Mar 31, 2008
Divine Alien wrote:
...... If you think of the logic, we were a descendant of a monkey. A monkey does not talk like a human but they make noise different than human..........
Not in your case..........
The Dude

London, UK

#5 Apr 1, 2008
Nuts....
Divine Alien

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

#6 Apr 6, 2008
Stop The Insanity wrote:
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Not in your case..........
I can only communicate with a monkey when I am drunk.
The Dude

London, UK

#7 Apr 7, 2008
Aah, beer, the universal translator!
Recordo

Miami, FL

#8 Apr 7, 2008
Adam and Eve didn't know it was sin or even original until they switched to cable. By the time Mariah Carey appeared, it was too late to return to innocense and they (now We) had to learn to live with it.

Thank God.
Stop The Insanity

Havertown, PA

#9 Apr 7, 2008
Divine Alien wrote:
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I can only communicate with a monkey when I am drunk.
Well then, please wear a condom......
Divine Alien

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

#10 Apr 7, 2008
Well, just direct the nozzle outside the cave.
Creamed Fetus on Toast

San Jose, CA

#11 Apr 9, 2008
llDayo wrote:
Where does it say in the Bible that Adam and Eve were good climbers?
In Genesis. "...and lo, Eve saw the apple, and swung up into the tree, and dangling from her prehensile tale, offered it to Adam, who ignored it until he had eaten his fill of her inverted honeypot, and then ate the apple to clear his palate."
You really should read more.

“I am the great an powerful Ny!”

Since: Dec 06

Lebanon, PA

#12 Apr 9, 2008
Creamed Fetus on Toast wrote:
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In Genesis. "...and lo, Eve saw the apple, and swung up into the tree, and dangling from her prehensile tale, offered it to Adam, who ignored it until he had eaten his fill of her inverted honeypot, and then ate the apple to clear his palate."
You really should read more.
Wow! You'd get a boatload of new believers with Bible quotes like that! ;)
Creamed Fetus on Toast

San Jose, CA

#13 Apr 9, 2008
llDayo wrote:
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Wow! You'd get a boatload of new believers with Bible quotes like that! ;)
I think once I learn to distinguish tail from tale, I'm in business to start a new religion!
My spelling is atrocious.
andre

Lodz, Poland

#14 Apr 10, 2008
llDayo wrote:
Where does it say in the Bible that Adam and Eve were good climbers?
Please tell me why monkey and man can not be sexually mixed in new being having Rhesus factor?

“I am the great an powerful Ny!”

Since: Dec 06

Lebanon, PA

#15 Apr 10, 2008
andre wrote:
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Please tell me why monkey and man can not be sexually mixed in new being having Rhesus factor?
Monkey and man CAN be sexually mixed. It's called bestiality. But I think you can only have a Rhesus factor with old being.

I'm confused.
chelsea nicholls

Chesham, UK

#16 May 7, 2008
i dont believe it though it though.. i think its all a bunch iof lies.. us humans beingmonkeys i just cant imagine it ytou know what i mean! pathetic :)
chelsea nicholls

Chesham, UK

#17 May 7, 2008
I dont believe that we were good climbers and monkeys either.. how did we become human then if we were really monkeys abbracadabbra im a human now!

its just a myth i think
chelsea nicholls

Chesham, UK

#18 May 7, 2008
nononononono :)
Jammer

Broomfield, CO

#19 May 7, 2008
chelsea nicholls wrote:
I dont believe that we were good climbers and monkeys either.. how did we become human then if we were really monkeys abbracadabbra im a human now!
its just a myth i think
people did not come from monkeys.monkeys and man had a common ancestor way back a billion years.
Recordo

Miami, FL

#20 May 7, 2008
You don't think that a Biblical sit-com could make it?

>>>Adam and the Witch
>>>Ark-Angel
>>>Monkey See
>>>All My Infidels
>>>How I Got to Be Your Mother
>>>Kid Jesus
>>>General Apocalypse

Now tell me you wouldn't watch...

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