Will C. Wood groups join up for crab feed

The event will be held at 6 p.m. on Jan. 26 at the Vacaville Ulatis Community Center.

[Birds Landing Bob]

No wine. Forget it, I ain't goin.

[A Thought]

What do you feed a crab

[Antwan]

For your entertainment, I'll be doing the Crab Walk that evening!

[Vinny]

Who ever heard of a crab feed without wine?

[A Thought]

It's not legal to serve the vino at a school sponsored event...

Sad, but true

[Birds Landing Bob]

A Thought wrote:

It's not legal to serve the vino at a school sponsored event...
Sad, but true

the school is not sponsoring the event. They used to serve wine at these events until the anti everything crowd whined that alcohol was around students. I'm sure that there is no alcohol in any of the homes that students live in.

[Charity]

Birds Landing Bob wrote:

<quoted text>the school is not sponsoring the event. They used to serve wine at these events until the anti everything crowd whined that alcohol was around students. I'm sure that there is no alcohol in any of the homes that students live in.

This is a family event. No wine. Period. Save your vices for another time and place.

[Adam Lambert]

Everyone’s whining over wine or the lack thereof.

[Charity]

You can click your little cute judge it buttons all day long, I don't care. This is a family event. No wine. Period. Save your vices for another time and place.

[Charlie]

Charity wrote:

You can click your little cute judge it buttons all day long, I don't care. This is a family event. No wine. Period. Save your vices for another time and place.

YAWN!

[A Thought]

TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT: Crab Cracker

Crab Dinning Enthusiast seeks experienced Crab Cracker to assist single diner during an all you can eat event.

Salary: DOE
Must Pass Health Examination

To be considered fax Letter of Interest, Resume, and 3 References to 1-800-EAT-CRAB.

This is an At-Will position / EOE

[Charlie]

A Thought wrote:

TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT: Crab Cracker
Crab Dinning Enthusiast seeks experienced Crab Cracker to assist single diner during an all you can eat event.
Salary: DOE
Must Pass Health Examination
To be considered fax Letter of Interest, Resume, and 3 References to 1-800-EAT-CRAB.
This is an At-Will position / EOE

HEY!!! I dialed 1-800-EAT-CRAB but got "Online Booty Call, a soft core porn site.

A person would save a lot of money by purchasing a couple of crabs & a bottle of bubbly from one of the big box stores instead of eating crab of questionable species from a questionable origin and drinking Obama Kool Aid or Pelosi ice tea at some stupid charity feed.

[Birds Landing Bob]

Charity wrote:

<quoted text>This is a family event. No wine. Period. Save your vices for another time and place.

Wrong, it is a fund raising event. The no wine policy was a political dog and pony show from a year or so back.