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For GOP, 'In the Closet' Is a Sexual Orientation

There are 5 comments on the EDGE story from Apr 2, 2013, titled For GOP, 'In the Closet' Is a Sexual Orientation. In it, EDGE reports that:

Since its shellacking in the November 2012 elections, the national Republican Party has been doing a lot of collective soul searching.

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“Together for 24, legal for 5”

Since: Sep 07

Littleton, NH

#1 Apr 2, 2013
Gee, I get surveys from RNC all the time. They invariably ask questions like:

Do you oppose using the National Guard to help the UN confiscate guns from law-abiding American citizens?

Do you oppose the destruction of traditional families by radical homosexuals?

Should devout Christians be forced to hide their faith to accommodate the minority of atheists, heathens, and heretics?

Should schools teach children that the strongly-held values of their families are incorrect?

Do you agree with President Obama that children don't need one of their parents?
Sheik Yerbouti

Richmond, IN

#3 Apr 2, 2013
They're called 'push polls' and were invented by the 'religious' right in the 80's.

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#4 Apr 2, 2013
nhjeff wrote:
Gee, I get surveys from RNC all the time. They invariably ask questions like:
Do you oppose using the National Guard to help the UN confiscate guns from law-abiding American citizens?
Do you oppose the destruction of traditional families by radical homosexuals?
Should devout Christians be forced to hide their faith to accommodate the minority of atheists, heathens, and heretics?
Should schools teach children that the strongly-held values of their families are incorrect?
Do you agree with President Obama that children don't need one of their parents?
I get questionnaires from the Democrats that are loaded, but at least theirs is not loaded with 70mm shells like the Republicans.

“Marriage Equality”

Since: Dec 07

Lakeland, MI

#5 Apr 2, 2013
nhjeff wrote:
Gee, I get surveys from RNC all the time. They invariably ask questions like:
Do you oppose using the National Guard to help the UN confiscate guns from law-abiding American citizens?
Do you oppose the destruction of traditional families by radical homosexuals?
Should devout Christians be forced to hide their faith to accommodate the minority of atheists, heathens, and heretics?
Should schools teach children that the strongly-held values of their families are incorrect?
Do you agree with President Obama that children don't need one of their parents?
You get the same surveys I do from them:

Do you believe that non-Christians and those who profess "no faith" are A) Going to burn in hell forever, B) Go to purgatory and THEN burn in hell forever, or C) Destroy their entire family, then burn in hell forever?

Do you believe that evil, horrible, disgusting perverted "gay" people A) Molest children, B) Rape children, C) Have sex with children, or C) all of the above?

How are we doing? Do you believe the Republican Party is A) Awesome, B) Super awesome, C) Super-DUPER awesome, or D) all of the above?

And then, after answering those totally objective and not even a little bit loaded questions, then they ask you how much you're willing to donate to them in order to have your votes counted.

Some things never change....

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#6 Apr 2, 2013
I just LOVE the headline.

Somebody make bumper stickers !!!

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