Robbery Suspect Gets Stuck In Vent

The city of Perry, Michigan is offering someone a free house. But there's a catch: you have to move it.

[Feldspar]

Kingfish and sophia let's go help him okay ?

[sophia]

I just checked the recent analysis of obesity. Michigan is still holding up our end of the scale.

As kids we sneaked into the ducts of St. Brigid Catholic Church about 100' up in the air. There was nothing to steal. It was just a prank. Little did we realize that the little old ladies praying below could hear our amplified musings about the difficulties of passing through narrow tunnels. We eventually were "arrested" by the priest. The penalty was muted by the fact that we were members of the football team. I don't know how many Hail Marys it was, but I'm good for life now.

[Kingfish]

I will borrow Kallarks vasaline jar and join you two at the scene. Should be a piece of cake.

[sophia]

I don't think the judge or jury will buy his story of "falling in the vent."