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Chuck Norris- If Obama Reelected, 1000 Years Of Darkness Shall Fall

There are 444 comments on the lezgetreal.com story from Sep 4, 2012, titled Chuck Norris- If Obama Reelected, 1000 Years Of Darkness Shall Fall. In it, lezgetreal.com reports that:

Welcome to Celebrities Acting Like Idiots, Round 1. In this corner, we have Chuck Norris who has decided that, apparently, President Barack Obama must be the anti-Christ. Norris warns in a two-minute video posted on his YouTube channel that the nation is headed for "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama become President again.

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“Stop the liberal madness”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#295 Sep 11, 2012
Mona Lott wrote:
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ahhahahahaha
ahhahahahaha
You call THAT a plan? ahahhahahaha You are SO retarded.
I have a plan for you to become rich:
1. buy this bridge I have for sale.
2. collect the tolls
3. Put the toll money in the bank
Voila!
Dear, remind me after Romney wins to send you a nice celebration gift from me to you.

How does a nice flannel shirt sound ?

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#297 Sep 11, 2012
Chuck Chuck Chuck wrote:
Chuck Norris is a force to be reckoned with?
He is an ex-actor. He can no longer attain first rate roles in first rate films.
He's popular on network television. Who watches network television anymore?
He's been reduced to working (hardly) infomercials and hawking sketchy overpriced excercise equipment made in China.
Chuck Norris is the hero to cuckolds in America.
Chuck Norris is a hero to the males who allowed their girlfriends/wives to board the tour buses of 80's hair metal bands back in the day. When their girlfriends/wives informed them of the activities that occurred on the bus (sex of all types) they immediately felt their status climb! AND SUMMARILY KISSED THEIR GIRLFRIENDS!! Shhhhwiiiing! John BOEHNER!!
According to a survey,the average fan of Chuck Norris would be proud to have his wife work in Hollywood as a fluffer!
That's about it in a nutshell for sure.
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#301 Sep 11, 2012
Jane Dough wrote:
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another gem Mona...
geez you are angry, what is wrong with your life that you come on here and attack everybody?
you are aren't here to pass on any knowledge that's for sure...
you are a sad bully...
Don't you have some CUs to convince people to take?
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#302 Sep 11, 2012
luv Sarah Palin wrote:
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Yes she is a sad bully who likes to call people liars even if they back up their post with links.
She is an angry dem but I have grown to understand why.
"Advice from an Angry Butch Lesbian"
http://www.michelle.koenig-schwartz.com/chron...
"Hey Lesbians. Why Are You So Angry?"
Now, again, it could be a “looks” thing. Lesbian women…Bad haircuts, no make up, thick legs, always wearing jeans, etc. Probably the biggest sin of the lesbian wardrobe is the flannel shirt.(Please do yourself a favor and burn all of them immediately, unless you are DJ Pat Pat…she rocks the look!)
http://stopannoyingme.wordpress.com/2008/11/0...
helloooooooooooooooo...

Do you believe that a link somehow turns lies into truths?

Wait..... you still think I'm a lesbian after all this time? If it is possible, you're even dumber that I originally thought.
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#303 Sep 11, 2012
Jane Dough wrote:
<quoted text>
another gem Mona...
geez you are angry, what is wrong with your life that you come on here and attack everybody?
you are aren't here to pass on any knowledge that's for sure...
you are a sad bully...
What else would you call this statement other than "wishful thinking?"
Ramblings of a lunatic?

"But there is a God and the vast majority in this great country (whatever is left of it after Obama) disagree with you and come Nov the majority will throw out the anti-family, anti-Christian kenyan who you adore as if he was a God."

Don't tell me you're in that birther crowd, too.
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#305 Sep 11, 2012
luv Sarah Palin wrote:
<quoted text>
Dear, remind me after Romney wins to send you a nice celebration gift from me to you.
How does a nice flannel shirt sound ?
More wishful thinking.... especially since Obama has a 6 point lead in the polls. But please, continue to entertain us with your juvenile drivel.

Why would I want one of your old smelly flannel shirts?
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#306 Sep 11, 2012
Jane Dough wrote:
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the one you live under troll?
:)
No ding dong. I live on top of the Lincoln Tunnel.
ProudNativist

Carmel, IN

#307 Sep 11, 2012
I'll just slip in here between the libtard trolls and the useful idiot leftist stooges.

What we can be sure of if the treasonout marxist king obamanation gets reelected: In a nutshell expect an imperial Presidency ruled by illegal executive fiat designed to usurp the America that we all know and love. The obamanation's czar's are preparing numerous executive fiats, not just to provide amnesty and voting rights to all illegal aliens who will be pandered to and expected to vote democratically to ensure democratic majorities, but which will affect all aspects of American life: Education, gun laws and rights, taxes, personal liberties, our national defense, foreign policy, etc., etc.

Don't let the treasonous king obamanation happen.
Pamela

Citrus Heights, CA

#308 Sep 11, 2012
Wild Eyed Pimp wrote:
I'm with you on that psycho Santorum, and many of the rest of the troglodytes, but you need to check that "men are falling behind women" crap. sistah.
We're not ALL control freaks that want to subjugate women- I know, that's funny & weird, coming from a Wild Eyed Pimp, but a brotha gots to get PAID!
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At least you made me laugh out loud. Very good.
ProudNativist

Carmel, IN

#310 Sep 11, 2012
Memo to all useful idiot leftist stooges: No comment will be tolerated on king obamanation's coming imperial presidency until a favorable spin can be put on the imperial presidency by libtards and the open border treason lobby.
Jane Dough

Barre, VT

#311 Sep 11, 2012
Mona Lott wrote:
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No ding dong. I live on top of the Lincoln Tunnel.
no you don't.
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#313 Sep 11, 2012
Jane Dough wrote:
<quoted text>
no you don't.
Yes I do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weehawken,_New_J...
Jane Dough

Barre, VT

#314 Sep 11, 2012
Mona Lott wrote:
you live in WEEHAWKEN?
that's the only think I know about you and it is PRICELESS...
thanks for the hoot...I needed that...

enjoy that smell...

“Take Topix Back From Trolls”

Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#315 Sep 11, 2012
Would you like some soda with your nuts?
ProudNativist wrote:
I'll just slip in here between the libtard trolls and the useful idiot leftist stooges.
What we can be sure of if the treasonout marxist king obamanation gets reelected: In a nutshell expect an imperial Presidency ruled by illegal executive fiat designed to usurp the America that we all know and love. The obamanation's czar's are preparing numerous executive fiats, not just to provide amnesty and voting rights to all illegal aliens who will be pandered to and expected to vote democratically to ensure democratic majorities, but which will affect all aspects of American life: Education, gun laws and rights, taxes, personal liberties, our national defense, foreign policy, etc., etc.
Don't let the treasonous king obamanation happen.
Translator

United States

#316 Sep 11, 2012
TomInElPaso wrote:
Would you like some soda with your nuts?
<quoted text>
Translation:
Tom would love to suck on your nuts.
Mona Lott

Brooklyn, NY

#317 Sep 11, 2012
Jane Dough wrote:
<quoted text>
you live in WEEHAWKEN?
that's the only think I know about you and it is PRICELESS...
thanks for the hoot...I needed that...
enjoy that smell...
The smell of money? I do, thank you. Nice view, too!

“Take Topix Back From Trolls”

Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#318 Sep 11, 2012
right after you kiss his ass.
Translator wrote:
<quoted text>
Translation:
Tom would love to suck on your nuts.
Translator

United States

#319 Sep 11, 2012
TomInElPaso wrote:
right after you kiss his ass.
<quoted text>
Translation:
Tommy has an anal fixation.

“Take Topix Back From Trolls”

Since: Dec 08

El Paso, TX

#320 Sep 11, 2012
Admit it, you love kissin ass and snacking on the hole. You're just another troll.

Have at it honey. Bless your tiny, tiny heart.
Translator wrote:
<quoted text>
Translation:
Tommy has an anal fixation.
NoLiberalUtopia

Rochester, MN

#321 Sep 11, 2012
Chuck Norris- If Obama Reelected, 1000 Years Of Darkness Shall Fall

Norris is correct, we have already had 4 yrs of utter darkness and communism

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