Am I getting you all whizzed up with my opinion?<quoted text>
In Internet slang, a troll (pron.:/ˈtroʊ ;l/,/ˈtrɒl/) is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
You're probably more bent than a wolverine having a clydesdale stallion take a 3 gallon leak on his head during a cold morning.
BTW....trolls don't give opinons.