Jell-O may eliminate lake trout

Dec 29, 2008 Read more: www.kansas.com 33

A researcher at Montana State University said Jell-O, ultrasound, microwaves and electroshocking are among the possible solutions to eliminate lake trout in Yellowstone National Park.

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Dec 29, 2008
Apparently those Cutthroat Trout aren't quite living up to their name.

“Can I play with your monkey?”

Since: Nov 08

Stand Still

#2 Dec 29, 2008
Some where Biil Cosby is trying to figure a way to profit from this.
Shameless

Lincoln, NE

#3 Dec 29, 2008
By the time you boil half the water, the fish are probably already dead.

Adding the Jello just seems redundant...
Insane PeaBrain

Ravena, NY

#4 Dec 29, 2008
But that would violate the sanctity of all life and living things! The trout did not do anything wrong or ask to be there! If they are worried about them reproducing, they should be caught, spayed or neutered and re-released to live out their natural lives. Man is devaluing living things...all life is precious!

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#5 Dec 29, 2008
I like jello wrestling with my gal pals...but no fish or any other animals are harmed...however, red jello is a bitch to wash out of your hair...
just sayin'...

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Rome, GA

#6 Dec 29, 2008
The Fruit Cocktail would Pro-billy Choke 'Em,...
Insane Hatemonger

Ravena, NY

#7 Dec 29, 2008
All of you people posting sick jokes should go straight to Hades. What if they covered YOUR children in jello? KARMA will get you; what goes around goes around and around...You are evil!
Matthew

West Chicago, IL

#8 Dec 29, 2008
Trout has to be just about the worst Jello flavor ever.

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Rome, GA

#9 Dec 29, 2008
Insane Hatemonger wrote:
All of you people posting sick jokes should go straight to Hades. What if they covered YOUR children in jello? KARMA will get you; what goes around goes around and around...You are evil!
It was Just a Song Parody',...

Republicans meant No Harm in It,...
Shameless

Lincoln, NE

#10 Dec 29, 2008
Hero Dog Saves Trout!!

&NR =1




*sniff*
Insane Hatemonger

Ravena, NY

#11 Dec 29, 2008
Shameless wrote:
Hero Dog Saves Trout!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =DS4zBFW7oVEXX&NR=1


*sniff*
This PROVES animals are superior to humans...
nunya

Carlsbad, NM

#12 Dec 29, 2008
they want to spread jello over the eggs to smother them? you idiots,if you're right there with the eggs,why not just remove them from the water and dispose of them? never ceases to amaze me how beaurocrats can take something simple and complicate it so much.
abeetz

West Haven, CT

#13 Dec 29, 2008
throw in some Swedish fish!
JBs

York, PA

#14 Dec 29, 2008
jello and trout actually sounds delicious..the only thing missing is maybe a few beers, watermelon and a blanket and we've got ourselves a picnic

Since: Sep 08

Pontiac, MI

#15 Dec 29, 2008
(U.S.A.TODAY)

OMG! You have your main course and desert all in one.
htt://www.soulcast.com/thundep ussy/

What would China do?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

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#16 Dec 30, 2008
Insane PeaBrain wrote:
But that would violate the sanctity of all life and living things! The trout did not do anything wrong or ask to be there! If they are worried about them reproducing, they should be caught, spayed or neutered and re-released to live out their natural lives. Man is devaluing living things...all life is precious!
Spaying and/or neutering a fish? Just how ould one go about doing that? If you catch them why not just bread them and deep fry instead?

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#17 Dec 30, 2008
Insane Hatemonger wrote:
All of you people posting sick jokes should go straight to Hades. What if they covered YOUR children in jello? KARMA will get you; what goes around goes around and around...You are evil!
Have you had children? I can think of one afternoon when I thought mine were covered with it. After that food fight, they never had it anymore.
Iron Knee

Ravena, NY

#18 Dec 30, 2008
Ed Teach wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you had children? I can think of one afternoon when I thought mine were covered with it. After that food fight, they never had it anymore.
I'm just spoofing mean nasty people who come on threads where people are posting with humor and get all hellfire and brimstone on us. Visit any thread with the word CAT in the title, you'll find them. Glue trap sets them off, too, as well as any hunting stories. With humans, they could usually care less except for one old crotch who always "knows the family" or is a cousin of the victim...not everyone gets my brand of humor.
blong

United States

#19 Dec 30, 2008
What flavor Jell-o goes best with caviar?
nunya

Carlsbad, NM

#20 Dec 30, 2008
blong wrote:
What flavor Jell-o goes best with caviar?
orange..and it color co-ordinates,as well..esp at halloween..

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