HL says satin is judged and I'll be dealt with. I've never seen any girl get lower than Angel.<quoted text> God is. Scripture says satan is judged and hes being dealt with. Meanwhile, the elect are a little lower than the angels
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Since: Oct 10
#179714 Oct 11, 2013
#179715 Oct 11, 2013
Bob we're dealing with eternity here, why are you so impatient over a couple thousand years?
#179716 Oct 11, 2013
well perhaps you could get a leg over one day? The famous Bobloblah would approve
Since: Oct 10
#179717 Oct 11, 2013
Forever and ever?
Since: Dec 10
arte et marte
#179718 Oct 11, 2013
Even if it is pretend, I'd rather see that than the predator all the time. But there are plenty of people who are a total facade, to what is really underneath. Take politicians as a prime example, smile and tell you while patting you on the back, just how they are looking out for you. But the other hand is in the vaseline getting a wad to grease you up for the rest of the story. lol
#179720 Oct 12, 2013
In a word... nothing!
Gods are imaginary.
You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five guys and two women stand up.
4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!)
6. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale".
7. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
8. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
9. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized " Wheeling " washtub.
10. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
11. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.
12. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ..
Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call.
13. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
14. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".
15. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...
"Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.
16. You know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya hear".
#179721 Oct 12, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
Things up here in the Land Of The Stupid (rethugs), it looks like those idiots are finally realizing they simply don't have unlimited power...
.. and are capitulating.
It's funny: the ReThugs' are polling at LOWER than even when they tried to impeach Clinton.
If you can fathom that-- pretty much everyone blames them for the shutdown.
I so wish this was an election year-- they would all be out on their lazy parasitic backsides...
Sir Robert and Doc,
We have the very best politicians money can buy -and it does. ;) They don't work for the people - they work for their careers and their owners.
The USA is a Oligarchy.
Why Europe laughs at the USA...
Failed Republican(tea party) concepts advertised globally during the 2012 election run up...
1. The inerrant bible trumps the constitution
2. Evolution and Global warming are a hoax
3. College students and those seeking education are snobs
4. Gay Americans are an abomination
5. Poor people deserve to be poor
6. Union workers are socialists
7. The unemployed are lazy parasites unwilling to work
8. 50% of Latinos are illegal until proven otherwise
9. Women using birth control are sluts
10. Corporations are people
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
#179722 Oct 12, 2013
However speaking of why...
“Organised religion is violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism, tribalism, and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children.”
I am reasonable and would like to join your cult... IF you can answer these two questions for me.
A) Provide evidence that your God is the only true God in a way that religions other than yours cannot do.
B) Provide evidence that your holy book is true in a way that religions other than yours cannot do with theirs.
The "Word of God", far from being inerrant, has always been a work in progress.
And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23
Since: Sep 08
#179723 Oct 12, 2013
You are confusing belief in something more than this existence with ideology. Organized religions do have an ideological componenent because they were developed in societies of men, but the belief in a higher power is an individual thing. You, as an atheist, still have a belief in this higher power, you just ascribe it to the potential of man's intellect. You are just reacting to the ideology of religions, just like members of those different ones to each other. You are part of an ideology yourself. Such is evinced by the commonality of arguments and perspectives atheists use.
#179724 Oct 12, 2013
Awe, you omitted this...
"If any man come to me, and HATE not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple".--Luke 14:26
Hatred is not for me.
"Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains."
R G Ingersoll
#179725 Oct 12, 2013
Two cannibals walking through the jungle meet on a path...
I need some help cooking, or advice.
What's the problem?
The last missionary was tough!
How did you cook it?
Oh you know, the usual get the water to boil, throw in a couple bay leaves. some vegetables...
What was the missionary wearing?
A kind of brown frock with white lace, Very little hair.
Ha ha !
I know what your problem is.
You're cooking it wrong!
Wait for it... ;)
Never boil a friar!
#179726 Oct 12, 2013
“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”~Peter O'Toole
#179727 Oct 12, 2013
An often quoted, and very effective line for producing converts to the cult of Jesus(Christianity) is as follows:
What is so hard about accepting a FREE gift of salvation from the Lord Jesus Christ?
It doesn't require anything on your part, but to accept it.
If this gift truly required nothing as the claim says, then you wouldn't have to accept it to be saved.
This line of reasoning is used repeatedly by those trolling for converts in schools, offices, on TV, and just about anywhere else you find an aggressive member of the cult of Jesus.
It's the same nonsense that is spewed and taught in Bible study classrooms in most churches.
It sounds wonderful doesn't it?
Everybody loves free gifts.
The problem is that the gift of salvation as taught in the Bible is anything but free.
It first requires that you perform a work. That work is believing Jesus is your Savior and that only he can serve as your intermediary with God.
Of course it also means that you accept all the baggage that goes along with that.
It means you accept as truth that this "God" will punish people for the "sin" of disbelief(Mark 16:16, John 16:9, John 3:18, John 3:36, Heb 3:12, 1 John 2:22), it requires that you worship a God who will provide infinite punishment for finite sins, and it requires that you accept a God with the behavior of a rather manipulative, power hungry, petty tyrant.
It means you must abandon your mind to save your soul.
You must confess Jesus is your Lord and worship him as such.
That act is a "work" in itself. Faith is also a work.
Make no mistake concerning the actual nature of this so-called "free" gift.
Salvation is exchanged for worship and it's nothing more than a holy barter system where you say the magic words and you are saved. On the surface it's cheap, easy, and painless. It appeals to anyone who doesn't want to be burdened with thinking for themselves, but it's in no sense "free".
This form of holy fire insurance is nothing more than false advertising and should be treated with the same regard one would have when he opens a box of Cracker Jacks and digs out the cheap trinket that came as a "free" gift when you purchased the box it came in.
Since: Sep 08
#179728 Oct 12, 2013
You are mistaken on some of your assumptions there, particularly regarding the role of Jesus. You are letting the ideology of some sects of Christianity shade your thinking. You are stereotyping a major portion of the world population.
There is a translation and interpretation issue with that believeth in me and only way to heaven part of the scriptures. He essentially said if you believe in what he said about a benevolent God and there is an afterlife, then you can also have one. The I am the way, the truth, and the life are just derivations based on that. He was relating a vision and understanding, and evidently even performed some miracles from this link he developed. You could believe him or not. Up to you. It was the literalist thinkers later that turned him into a god and an idol. They changed the meaning and intents of the words. This has been understood for a long time. That is why you have the red words. Draw your own conclusions based upon your own understandings.
With words, literal thinkers go astray. Those scriptures are no different than any other ancient writings, including Plato or Egyptian records of history. You can't really know what was said because you lack the concepts of the times and the meanings of words of the times, that have been translated into whole different languages and contexts.
You have to read between the lines, and you have to have an understanding to comprehend and do such a thing.
This literalness leads to a lot of confusion and conflict, and thus disaffection. Cults and their proponents, including neo-atheism, play rope a dope with those disaffected.
Since: Jun 07
#179729 Oct 12, 2013
Creationism is a cult full of spineless liars with no proof of god.
Isn't that right Dave?
Since: Jun 07
#179730 Oct 12, 2013
ie: lie about god because you have no proof.
Since: Jun 07
#179731 Oct 12, 2013
Faith is a mental illness, and believers reject treatment, choosing to abuse the world with unproven filth instead of fixing themselves, and learning how to be honest decent citizens of planet earth.
#179732 Oct 12, 2013
Christian theology credits Satan with amazing powers over humans, sometimes known as "Satanic Curses."
His sole motivation is to ensnare and capture our
immortal souls so he can watch us scream and writhe in agony as we roast in the blazing inferno known as Hell, forever. Nice guy. But nice or not, if
this is true, then Satan must be granted the status of a deity. He is not just another strange guy in a red suit. He is a supernatural entity with powers equal to or greater than God's.
This must be the case or else the supposedly all-merciful God would not "allow" Satan to direct his dastardly deeds toward us-we who are God's beloved creations.
This brings up the enigma known as "The Question of Evil."
It has never been solved, and never can be. It has plagued theologians of all faiths for centuries. The reason for this is that their own definitions
of God have backed them into an impossible corner.
They have created their own conundrum by insisting that God is simultaneously omniscient, omni benevolent and omnipotent.
Theologians must agree that, by definition, an omniscient God would have known that ultimately evil would stalk the world he was creating.
There can be no doubt that evil is here; so God must have foreseen it.
Theologians must likewise agree that an omni benevolent God would never inflict pain and suffering on his own purportedly beloved human creations.
And finally, they must agree that an omnipotent God would have had the option of creating a world with no evil in it.
Nothing in the entire universe could have prevented him from doing whatever he wanted, since he is omnipotent.
So, how did evil arrive on the scene?
Blaming humanity's "free will" won't work.
An all-knowing God would know exactly where that "free will" would lead-to evil.
So if he didn't want evil to exist, he shouldn't have created free will.
Since: Sep 08
#179733 Oct 12, 2013
Belief you are a magical being that popped in out of nowhere is a sign of mental illness.
Turkey brain, if even we, as products of this origination, can identify a beginning of the process of our evolution from such a magic poof, then we have identified a higher force in creative action.
Nothing starts unless something starts it. Nothing can "explode" into a total void and then coalesce into what we call matter. It has to be a bottled up environment for that to happen. Your material world is manufactured. Unfortunately, it appears yours is missing some parts, or has some cold solder joints preventing designed connections and circuitry from being completed.
That makes you a dummy instead of a really animated creature.
Since: Jun 07
#179734 Oct 12, 2013
The mental illness of faith is no excuse for lack of evidence.
Prove the god your cult sent you here to promote with evidence and you qualify for rational debate.
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