I always love it when I see a loving Christian response. You should look behind your back I think Satan is very close with that post!Bob's schedule of hate:
5:00 A.M.---drinks cup of coffee.
5:30 A.M.---prays to his Satan.
6:00 A.M.---reads the 10 commandments of how to piss Christians off.
6:30A.M.--- gets angered when he sees on the news that a church group is helping those in need at a tragedy.
7:00 A.M.---jumps with joy when he sees where a church bus of youth crashes on the interstate killing 4 kids.
7:30 AM ---spits and froths over his keyboard when a Christian posts scriptures.
8:00 A.M until noon.---posts hatred on no less than 24 atheists threads. Uses the word godbot 56 times. Shows off how he can post the trademark symbol no less than 10 times out of anger and rage.
12:00 PM ---drinks more coffee on his couch, never looking in the paper for a job.
1:00 PM---pissed off because all his Christian targets are not online for him to bash because they are still at work.
2:00PM ---jacks off
3:00 PM---takes his mommy to Chic-fil-A where he spits in the face of the store owner and screams "I'm an atheist bigot and I embrace wickedness!!!"
4:00 PM---changes sock puppet and posts more bigotry on 14 more atheist topics.
5:00 PM---changes sock puppet again and asks 20 or more Christians to prove there is a God despite the fact he claims he knows for a fact there is no God.
6:00 PM--- sucks his mommy's tits.
7:00 PM---expresses more anger as an atheist and calls 10 Christians ugly names, expressing what an imbecilic child he is.
8:15-8:30 PM ---wakes again out of a sweat worrying that his faith in atheism is too weak and feeble.
9:00 until 11PM--showing his ass on more forums
12AM---reads an atheist magazine full of shit for one hour
1 AM--jerks off again.
2 AM-- still not able to sleep worrying about Hell.
3AM---left with no one else to post to but other bigoted atheists.
4 AM---Wondering when his mommy is going to get up and change his diapers.
1. Do you believe in God?
A.Yes, I believe in the one TRUE God.
B.Yes, I have my own religious beliefs.
C.I'm not really sure but a sword to my throat would convince me.
D.Not, I prefer rationality.
2. Do you believe in MY God?
A. Oh totally.(That's a fine sword you have there).
B. Nah, I already have one of those.
C.There is no God. Gasp!
D. My ass itches
3. Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
A. You bet! One time, two times, three times my savior!
B.Once in a while.
C. Jesus who?
D. No, I'll opt out.
4. Have you read the King James Bible?
A. Yes! Like OMG, it's my freaking life!
B. Yeah, it was decent.
C. Yes, but The Cat in the Hat was better.
D. I'd rather eat a thumbtack sandwich than read that garbage.
5. The TRUE meaning of the 6th Commandment:
A. Thou shalt not kill anyone for any reason.
B.Thou shalt not kill anyone except for the people who don't believe in the same God you believe in or people who don't believe in God at all.
C. Thou shalt not kill except if they really piss you off.
D. Slay away! More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason in history.
E. God killed all life on earth, that she created, except Eight inexperienced shipbuilders, One of which - get this - 900 years old!
The salvation of your eternal soul depends on how you answer the quiz.