> Poor ole, Bob! The poor fool just doesn't get it! He keeps putting Osama's knowledge, wisdom, and truth into a locked cabinet in the unending darkness of Never Never Land of atheism. Too afraid to face the truth! Yeah, Osama would say, Bob is a scaredy cat! And, try as you may, Bob ... Osama's voice will be heard, and like a thunderous Jackhammer, will eventually break into little bits of rubble ... all atheist fed scientific nonsense that floods the miniscule, weak, sub-atomic particle filled minds and forums of the Godless Wanderer's of the Wilderness. Osama, being the gentleman that he is says, "Have a nice day now ... ya hear"!?<quoted text>
The above gibberish? Is a classic example of Genuine Christians Fundamentalism Speaking In Tongues™
It is considered to be high talent among many sects of Genuine Christians™, notably any that also consider public education and "skoolin'" to be a form of devil worship.
In the more civilized world, such bizarre behavior is seen as a mental aberration, and often treatment is quite successful.
Treatment consists of a full round of quality education, beginning with a secular study of the history of the bible and christianity.
Most patents make a full recovery, and go on to lead normal, productive lives free from further brain damage.
Osama bin-Saban (Your anointed guide, who will safely get you through the dangerous pitfalls, traps, and endless pools of atheist bull$#!+ in the vast wasteland of the Wilderness of Dumb @ss)
P.S.- Yours truly, will teach you marauding, brain dead wanderers how to walk and chew gum at the same time. After that ... it's on to "The Straight and Narrow" for you chumps!