Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
I went to the museum in Athens where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
A Catholic priest went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So He said, "Give me two boys and a girl."
There is this restaurant in Hong Kong that is set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
I'm going home.