I shot a big assed alligator in the head, chopped off his tail...and ate it.<quoted text>
Did you say you swallowed a lizard?
It's messed up we don't have Komodo Dragons here I'd really like to hunt them. Nasty as they are, they appeal to me the dangerous types.
It's almost even fair, teeth and claws against light armor piercing rounds and cold steel sharp as a razor. I only fear fear itself.
Manny is the man!