No, no, no, The Dave Nelson is a Scienthingiest.
He done did debellupped the Stringy Thingy Thingeory hizzownself.
<The Dave Nelson> "The bastards will one day pay for mocking my Stringy Thingy Thingeory!.. Mu..Mua.. MuahahahAHAHAHAHAA! "
At least I have one of my own. You have to borrow or buy what you have.
Oh, mine works just fine for me.