"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."Speaking of quotable quotes...
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.~Ambrose Bierce
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.~George Bernard Shaw
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.”~ Lynn Lavner
“More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.”~ Harvey Milk
"Why would God give every man two heads, but only enough blood supply to use one at a time?" ~ Robin Williams on Intelligent Design
--Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)