Barack Obama, our next President

Barack Obama, our next President

There are 1417656 comments on the Hampton Roads Daily Press story from Nov 5, 2008, titled Barack Obama, our next President. In it, Hampton Roads Daily Press reports that:

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1088593 Feb 28, 2014
Telios De Lorca wrote:
Q: How do you know when Charles Krauthammer is at your door? A: The letterbox keeps opening and closing and the dog is standing there with his head cocked crazily to one side trying to figure out where the mail is.
How do you know when dem is at your door?

A: Your dog removes his teeth and waits for the letter-slot to open.
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088594 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Your observations bear out the old truth that simple minds think simple.
Conservative minds are widely varied and often disagree with each other but especially within a Party framework. Simple-minded Liberals like to point at this healthy debating as the collapse of the Grand Old Party.
Compare this to the Socialist Democrats who, when the Magic Negro says "Sh it!!", you all reach for laxative and a measuring tape.
? No idea what you are trying not to say, but the operative word is: oxen.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1088595 Feb 28, 2014
Telios De Lorca wrote:
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Si, you are right, Senor... the ones weeth the reservoir tips...
no....the ones with the built-in deodorizer tabs....
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088596 Feb 28, 2014
"Conservative minds are widely varied???" Is that anything like, "A Robin ees a bird but a bird ees not necessarily a Robin?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088597 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Some people stick pins into dolls to hurt their enemies but it looks like someone shot an arrow through your head.
Chu have had a lot to dreenk this even-ing, Senor, no? Does eet ease the pain?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088598 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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How do you know when dem is at your door?
A: Your dog removes his teeth and waits for the letter-slot to open.
Does Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca make the hot tears spreeng from chur eyes, huh? Eet hurts, no? To see a fellow cripple destroyed at the end of the facile Corinthean blade of Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca!

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1088599 Feb 28, 2014
Telios De Lorca wrote:
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? No idea what you are trying not to say, but the operative word is: oxen.
Socialist Democrats are as dumb as oxen?

Agreed.

But an Ox is actually smarter.
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088600 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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no....the ones with the built-in deodorizer tabs....
Chu say, "tomato...." There are many men like you who cannot stand the heady, musky scent of Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca's beeg Corinthean balls...
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088601 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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How do you know when dem is at your door?
A: Your dog removes his teeth and waits for the letter-slot to open.
Your dog can remove hees teeth? That ees not your dog, Senor, that ees the little woman... though I see where you are headed... a common conservative mistake.
Hawley Hunter

Hoffman Estates, IL

#1088602 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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How do you know when dem is at your door?
A: Your dog removes his teeth and waits for the letter-slot to open.
Why does your dog have false teeth?

I don't think you thought that one through. Or worse, ya dog lover, you did....
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088603 Feb 28, 2014
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Socialist Democrats are as dumb as oxen?
Agreed.
But an Ox is actually smarter.
And chu would know thees, how?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088604 Feb 28, 2014
(Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca lunges forward suddenly and hees long, theen, Damascus steel blade runs the creeple through to the ornate - but not too showy - basket of the sword. Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca smiles sadly at heem and begins the slow, steady pulleeng that weel eventually withdraw the blade from the struggling withered chest of the old man entirely...) "I am sorry, Senor, but I am bus-y and chu are very slow to come to the point..."
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088605 Feb 28, 2014
Hawley Hunter wrote:
<quoted text>Why does your dog have false teeth?
I don't think you thought that one through. Or worse, ya dog lover, you did....
Great minds, Senor... Say, ees that a skin of Sangria at your belt or are chu jus' very glad to see of me?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088606 Feb 28, 2014
Ai yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yarUCH-o!!!!
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088607 Feb 28, 2014
Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca begins the completion of the seduction by unlacing his codpiece and finally removing it dramatically and throwing it out the weendow... The Senora digs at her full bosom hungrily now, trying to tear away the many useless layers of frilly clothing between her hot, throbbing, burgundy flowing nipples and the absolutely huge Corinthean dick and balls of Esteban, Raoul, Gonzales, Telios De Lorca... Meanwhile, outside in the stables, hees faithful stallion, Don Lorenzo e Pascali d'Grande' Escuto Primo Studio reaches around his thick, black shoulder to lick hees own balls, just because he can...
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088608 Feb 28, 2014
Patrick n Angela wrote:
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CBS has adapted the Jesse Stousetts State Police Homicide Division and likewise William Devane as Dr. Dix, a former cop turned psychiatrist, who Stone sees for help with his drinking and other personal issues. Saul Rubinek has a recurring role as Hastings "Hasty" Hathaway, the former corrupt town council president, who has since been released from prison and is now running a local automobile dealership. Hasty and Jesse have become friends despite their past. Robert Harmon has directed all but one of the films (Dick Lowry directed Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost), and Jeff Beal has provided original music. Selections from the scores of all the movies to date were released on a limited edition CD by Varèse Sarande in 2009.
Hmmm... eef I deed not know bet-ter I would theenk thees ees a pointless recitation of TV Guide or sometheeg? Ees Tom Selleck steel alive? Why?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088609 Feb 28, 2014
Why isn't he dead? What POSSIBLE reason could the Holy Veergin have for keeping thees silly old peeg on the planet? The ways of the Gods are unknowable.... Jesse Stone? Puh-leeze! Why not sometheeng original like... Rock Granite.. or... Slate McBalls?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088610 Feb 28, 2014
McCoy Sandstone?
Telios De Lorca

Troy, MI

#1088611 Feb 28, 2014
Howie Stalagmite?

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#1088612 Feb 28, 2014
Telios De Lorca wrote:
"Conservative minds are widely varied???" Is that anything like, "A Robin ees a bird but a bird ees not necessarily a Robin?
Give *any* bird a gun and a mask and they will become a robin bird.

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