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Do you have dippppshhttts in your town who drive around with McCain/Palin stickers on their car?
YOU ARE ONE!
OBAMACARE KICKED YOUR AZZZZZZZ!
stomped on your head!
Really beat the crappppp out of your brain!
DEMOCRATS BEAT YOUR AZZZZZZZZ!
No. Really. This is not a joke. This is true.
Obama to the country:
Democrats to Obama:
Thank you. May I have another?