Translation: Grampy's wife has been working nights and weekends even after he had eyelid surgery.<quoted text>
If your father was a lying Kenyan who lied about his marital status just to get into the pants of an angry slut, angry because her parents named her Stanley, knock her up, illegally marry her, and then abandon her and the baby, then you are also a Kenyan, and of course grow up to be a lying Kenyan.
Sucks to be you.
Maybe you should try testosterone and shave your head, women like bald men. Or, maybe an earing!!~!