This so reminds me of that Chris Rock bit in Bigger and Blacker:<quoted text>
the First Lady doesn't have an adam's apple.
"'cause whoever you hate will end up in your family.
That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.
You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with ''Livin' la vida loca!''
You don't like pot? or blacks? Your daughter's gonna marry a Rastaman!!
This is phenomenal!!