> Listen up, Muhammad El Turd! Straighten up that red and white checkerboard rag on your square head ... ya hear!? Professor Artie has more talent than the law allows, and being gay ain't one of them. The Professor LOVES WOMEN!!! FACT!!! Now, round up your pack of faggot, loser friends, and band yourselves a little closer to each other for survival in this mean ole world. Now that's a hilarious sight ... You, PeePee Pete, Bite On, Arlene Manhattan, and the rest of your west coast Trojan Twinkies all huddled up together...<quoted text>
Say big fella we sure could use another "sweetie" to our Bruin football roster, you don't need any talent all you have to be is gay, you may be a bit over qualified in that department but welcome aboard!