I am perfectly calm.<quoted text>
You need to calm down.
When you get all wee-weed up you spittle, and I get little bits of Bacon 'N' Butter sandwich all over me.
And here is the childish attack, which is what you always do when you can't refute what is being said.
You are looking at a computer screen. And spittle and food particles can only be those you are spitting on yourself.
Enjoy your favorite lunch.