I know you are,but what am I?<quoted text>
Men will hump anything no matter how ugly and disease ridden. Lucky for you. Lucky for me I have some standards. I wouldn't touch you with another mans package. Don't bother puckering your oozing lips at me.
I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say about me, bounces off of me and sticks to you.
((Sassy sticks out her tongue)))
Nah nah nah nah nah!!!