Lol, and very true except I'm alittle different, if you haven't noticed (:<quoted text>
Every sector of christianity think they will be the only ones to achieve heaven.
I find that amusing:
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
)A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different denominations, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well, the Baptists are in Room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
Notice that in the "joke" it is all men that enter heaven. Can't even get a woman in a religious joke.
I believe only one sec of folks will be in Heaven. Those who are saved, and those that are saved are in, baptist, lutherun, seven day adventist, catholic, church of christ, free will baptist, southern baptist, northern, brush arbor, sticks and stones, rolling stones, pentocost, yo yo and ho ho, and even many who don't go to any "church " at all :)
I like the joke, but we tell it, like coc is the only ones that think they are there. Lol
Since they believe you must be church of christ to go, and I am. I joined THE CHURCH OF CHRIST, the night I was saved. Yet I attend a baptist church here on earth.
We watch tv and associate many different religious people with God, when in reality God has very.little to do with many religious things on earth.
It is a personal relationship - one on one.
Those who have been born again may not be able to tell you a pin point time when it happened, but they can never forget it DID HAPPEN :)