Good evening, sir.<quoted text>
Why good afternoon "Knit!"
I must confess that this the first time I've agreed with anything you've written here since, well...since forever.
I too think it was a tad unwise of "Foo" to have openly posted her email address though I must say I don't think it's very nice or, Christian of you to wish anything unpleasant to befall her--particularly on the "Lord's Day."
Then again, I need only a nanosecond to recall that you're quite adept at either ignoring the tenets of your professed faith, or creatively misconstruing them to fit your, shall we say, "interesting" interpretation of it.
Long time no see!!
Lovely to hear from you again.
And you nailed it - yet again - when it comes to this one.
[I never know what to call her, but I always know her when I see her.]