> Okay, champ ... Coach Artie concedes The Great Mississippi Piney Woods Chitterlings Eating Contest to you! Congratulations!!!<quoted text>
Sorry I can't afford something as tasty as crawfish so I will concede that battle to you sadly. I'm poor broke and hungry so that can't be fought so there is nothing that I can best you in. By the way i'm having ice tea and onions for lunch. In my mind I know for a fact you have done incredible things. But me and my live-in lover Pee Pee Pete, are quite delusional so it really doesn't matter. Wish me a nice day and i'll try again. Oh wait a minute, I'll will have to stand firm with my winning The Great Mississippi Piney Woods Chitterlings Eating Contest. Coach Artie you can't be the champ of everything. See i'm good at something after all.