NBA Star Breaks Engagement, Forgets to Tell Guests

Jul 15, 2009 Full story: snafu-ed.blogspot.com 20
Now this is funny. NBA player Richard Jefferson, recently traded from the New Jersey Nets to the San Antonio Spurs, also broke off his engagement to former Nets dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols at the same time. Thing is, he didn't tell his guests. Full Story

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

Since: Jul 07

BOULDER

#1 Jul 15, 2009
open bar is all that matters!

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#2 Jul 15, 2009
Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?
GHT

Portland, OR

#3 Jul 15, 2009
Stacked wrote:
open bar is all that matters!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A. A Lickalottapuss

“If The Shoe Fits”

Since: Feb 08

Medina, Ohio

#4 Jul 15, 2009
RedsMom wrote:
Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?
NBA = No Brains At All
GHT

Portland, OR

#5 Jul 15, 2009
I guess you could say bhe is not a very good "Ball Handler"?

Think Policeman's Ball.

Now it's funny huh?
ggreenwood4

Oklahoma City, OK

#6 Jul 15, 2009
No one ever hired him for his brains! All he good for is playing with his balls!
snoopy983

Morrison, CO

#7 Jul 15, 2009
I hope the spurs' dancers read this article.

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

Since: Jul 07

BOULDER

#8 Jul 15, 2009
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A Lickalottapuss
What about a gay male?
Megasoreass.

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

Since: Jul 07

BOULDER

#9 Jul 15, 2009
Shoe wrote:
<quoted text>NBA = No Brains At All
but skilled.... I think basketball is a bueatiful sport to watch..
Melanie Griffith

Medford, NY

#10 Jul 15, 2009
Free drinks?

Where?

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

Since: Jul 07

BOULDER

#11 Jul 15, 2009
Melanie Griffith wrote:
Free drinks?
Where?
Let's go Mel! Looks like we do not even have to buy a gift!
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#12 Jul 15, 2009
This story just shouts "high class"!
deks

Richmond, CA

#13 Jul 15, 2009
Better now than later.
The hottest celeb scenes at http://www.actressscene.com

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#14 Jul 15, 2009
kinda like MAGIC, he forgot he was married

“"I'm A Great American!"”

Since: Sep 08

Obama Nation! USA! USA!

#15 Jul 15, 2009
OOPS!

What??? The Posse had my Am Ex card number???

DOH!!!
Jason Lee

United States

#16 Jul 15, 2009
He should have taken the opportunity to marry one of the cheerleaders from his new team instead. I mean since the event was already all plannned and stuff.
whatever

United States

#18 Jul 16, 2009
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A Lickalottapuss
How can you tell if a house is built by lesbians?

Tongue and groove construction, no studs.

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

Since: Jul 07

BOULDER

#19 Jul 16, 2009
tallyho wrote:
kinda like MAGIC, he forgot he was married
Much worse result.
Jason Lee

United States

#20 Jul 16, 2009
I forgot - How many minutes do you have to remain married if you want to keep the wedding gifts?

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#21 Jul 16, 2009
Jason Lee wrote:
I forgot - How many minutes do you have to remain married if you want to keep the wedding gifts?
one .... after the warranty expires

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