NBA Star Breaks Engagement, Forgets to Tell Guests

Jul 15, 2009 | Posted by: Iria | Full story: snafu-ed.blogspot.com

Now this is funny. NBA player Richard Jefferson, recently traded from the New Jersey Nets to the San Antonio Spurs, also broke off his engagement to former Nets dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols at the same time. Thing is, he didn't tell his guests.
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open bar is all that matters!

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Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?
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open bar is all that matters!
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Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?
NBA = No Brains At All
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#5
Jul 15, 2009
 
I guess you could say bhe is not a very good "Ball Handler"?

Think Policeman's Ball.

Now it's funny huh?
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No one ever hired him for his brains! All he good for is playing with his balls!
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#7
Jul 15, 2009
 
I hope the spurs' dancers read this article.

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GHT wrote:
<quoted text>What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A Lickalottapuss
What about a gay male?
Megasoreass.

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Jul 15, 2009
 
Shoe wrote:
<quoted text>NBA = No Brains At All
but skilled.... I think basketball is a bueatiful sport to watch..
Melanie Griffith

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Jul 15, 2009
 
Free drinks?

Where?

“Who likes shots & has 2 thumbs”

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Jul 15, 2009
 
Melanie Griffith wrote:
Free drinks?
Where?
Let's go Mel! Looks like we do not even have to buy a gift!
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Jul 15, 2009
 
This story just shouts "high class"!
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kinda like MAGIC, he forgot he was married

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Jul 15, 2009
 
OOPS!

What??? The Posse had my Am Ex card number???

DOH!!!
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#16
Jul 15, 2009
 
He should have taken the opportunity to marry one of the cheerleaders from his new team instead. I mean since the event was already all plannned and stuff.
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Jul 16, 2009
 
GHT wrote:
<quoted text>What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A Lickalottapuss
How can you tell if a house is built by lesbians?

Tongue and groove construction, no studs.

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kinda like MAGIC, he forgot he was married
Much worse result.
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Jul 16, 2009
 
I forgot - How many minutes do you have to remain married if you want to keep the wedding gifts?

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Jul 16, 2009
 
Jason Lee wrote:
I forgot - How many minutes do you have to remain married if you want to keep the wedding gifts?
one .... after the warranty expires

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