Eva Longoria gives Jessica Simpson advice

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Desperate girlfriends? Eva Longoria of "Desperate Housewives" has some advice for fellow Texan Jessica Simpson.

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#33
Jan 14, 2008
 
Borsnog wrote:
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That's racist, but the best looking Latina women are decendents from Europe (Spain) and are mostly white.
White Spanish women are not Latina. Latina women are from a LATIN AMERICAN country, Spain isn't a Latin American country.
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Jan 14, 2008
 
this information on this site is very useful
Sick in the Head

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#37
Jan 14, 2008
 
Yeah, she advised her to suck and swallow.
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#38
Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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No, the best are descendants of indiginous people of south america (like all over the place) and the mayans. Good try though. I'm not even going to try to defend you calling me racist...I don't owe anyone an explanation. I don't need to censor everything I say.
I was joking with you sensitive one.

So you think the indiginous people of south america (like all over the place) and the mayans are the best looking women?

So I guess you like women who are 3 feet tall, look like they're 10 years old and then turn into Umpa lumpas when they reach 40. To each his own I guess.

The women of Scandinavia have nothing on them I guess.(laughing)
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Jan 14, 2008
 
Cubs Girl wrote:
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White Spanish women are not Latina. Latina women are from a LATIN AMERICAN country, Spain isn't a Latin American country.
Right there are no decendents of Spain in Latin America. They came up with the same language by coincidence even though they were thousands of miles away from each other. Those light skinned women you see are just holograms.
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Jan 14, 2008
 
bucket-o-crayons wrote:
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Maybe, but they sure don't age well.
I don't think so bucket-0!! White women shrivel up like raisins once they hit the age of thirty!! White women age wayyyyyy faster that latinas!! This is very true!!
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#41
Jan 14, 2008
 
Justin wrote:
Eva Longoria did the right thing in giving advise to Jessica who appears to be less mature and less talented.
snicker at Justin's ironic wit

Talk about the blind leading the blind ...
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Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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I don't know where you earned your education, son. I would also seriously doubt you've done much bonking, much less with a latina. They believe me when I tell them they're prettier because they're not as stoopid as you think. They can look in a mirror and tell they have nicer, more desirable features than your standard white girl. Most of the college-educated white girls I know from Chicagoland make good friends. But that's where I leave it. A latina girl is typically more loyal, a better cook, cleaner, and not as drunk as many whites. I went to a Catholic highschool and a big 10 college. I'm very aware of "standards" set for people in my socioeconomic class. The only thing is, after getting to know Latina women, it was pretty evident who was a better woman, a more "real" woman. You don't find many latinas drunk and making spectacles of themselves on Division St or the viagra triangle. It is, however, abundant with white girls, almost all of which have more resources than a typical latina, yet throw caution and self dignity to the wind..... I'm sorry you feel the way you do.
Ohh yah, Eva's been pretty probably since she hit puberty.
I guess you're into pale skin, beady eyes, pancake butts, and bony ribcages. God Bless
Did you watch those white skanks on The Rock of Love Show??? Those are the most nastiest broads on this earth!! And Brett Michaels was calling them hot and smokin!!!! I'm like are you friggin kidding me??? Trash trash trash!!
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Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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no, you're right. They always look younger anyway. Whites and blacks look like hell after 30...typically. Especially white health nuts..who excercise too much. pancake butt, no breasts....no good.
Hold up one minute buddy!! Whites may look like hell when they hit 30 but blacks don't! Black women or women of color don't age fast at all!!! White women get wrinkles in their skin at age twenty-five! I work with these two older women, one is 51(African-American) and the other is 57(Black-Brazilian) and let me tell you they are beautiful women!! You would think that they were in their late thirties! Compared to the other women who are mostly white and younger they don't even compare compare with these two!! Just my observation!!
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Jan 14, 2008
 
what wrote:
<quoted text> Did you watch those white skanks on The Rock of Love Show??? Those are the most nastiest broads on this earth!! And Brett Michaels was calling them hot and smokin!!!! I'm like are you friggin kidding me??? Trash trash trash!!
But those weren't the hottest white chicks. So you think The Rock of Love show was the best representation of hot white chicks? You need to get out of the house more.
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Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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Haha, it doesn't sound like you're kidding there...
Scandinavians? Yah sure, kinda like the irish skin..white in the summer, blue in the winter. Square jaws, very tall, would you like some skin with those bones?
I can't dig it..I can't dig a chick who's bigger than me (at 6 '4)
But at least you're thinking. Can we settle on Italians?
Oh I'm always joking.

Scandinavians have better skin than the Irish. They actually do tan quite well and they're not usually skinny girls, and they're not all extremely tall, they're just not umpa lumpas.

I love beautiful women of all races. I'm not dumb enough to put that tag on one race. For every one good looking Latina woman, I can show you ten ugly ones with bloated bottoms.. yet they insist on wearing tight pants anyway.
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Jan 14, 2008
 
ken wrote:
<quoted text> Hold up one minute buddy!! Whites may look like hell when they hit 30 but blacks don't! Black women or women of color don't age fast at all!!! White women get wrinkles in their skin at age twenty-five! I work with these two older women, one is 51(African-American) and the other is 57(Black-Brazilian) and let me tell you they are beautiful women!! You would think that they were in their late thirties! Compared to the other women who are mostly white and younger they don't even compare compare with these two!! Just my observation!!
Not all white women age the same which is the same with any race. Tell me you've never seen black women or Latina women who age horribly. You guys must ignore the uglies with horrible skin and distorted faces and just focus on the good looking ones. Then again maybe you wear special glasses or something.
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Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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Yah, and I'm thinking these are my people? Bummer..
You know it as well as I do. Skinny, toaster-tanned white chicks which poster boy Brett needs to blow up. Fill their already huge heads with more air.
By and Large:
Latina=beautiful light brown skin, big brown eyes, long, thick hair, curvy bodies, very comfy..
White gals (yes, including my family/relatives)=too skinny, thin hair, overly pale complexion (made up with a classic toaster-tan), beady green/grey eyes.
Just because the women in your family are ugly, too skinny, thin hair, overly pale complexion (made up with a classic toaster-tan), beady green/grey eyes, don't bash all white women. That's pretty ignorant, no?

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Jan 14, 2008
 
"Heck, if Jessica Simpson wanted to date me, I may give her a shot." -- Recently divorced Michael Strahan, New York Giants defensive end.

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#54
Jan 14, 2008
 
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Right there are no decendents of Spain in Latin America. They came up with the same language by coincidence even though they were thousands of miles away from each other. Those light skinned women you see are just holograms.
Listen, coņo, I said that white Spanish women aren't necessarily Latina. If a Spanish person and someone from a Latin American country had a child, then they would be mixed, not just Spanish. And if you speak to someone from Spain and someone from Mexico, or Argentina or Puerto Rico, you'll know that the languages are slightly different depending on where you are from. All Spanish isn't the same.

Spanish women and Latinas come in all colors, shapes and sizes, so be careful to assume.
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Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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My fams as good look as any. Judging by your remarks to Ken and I, I'd say you're equally biased. Scandanavian and Norwegians, perhaps?
I'm not bashing, I'm profiling, no?
What about when I said: "I love beautiful women of all races. I'm not dumb enough to put that tag on one race. For every one good looking Latina woman, I can show you ten ugly ones with bloated bottoms.. yet they insist on wearing tight pants anyway."
You're the one with one way vision. I'm basically just messing with you because I believe what you said was dumb in the first place.
By the way, you're the one that said your family fit that criteria of what you're turned off by. Read what you write, man.
So you like Latina women, big deal. I think some Latina women are gorgeous, but I can find a gorgeous woman from any race.
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Cubs Girl wrote:
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Listen, coņo, I said that white Spanish women aren't necessarily Latina. If a Spanish person and someone from a Latin American country had a child, then they would be mixed, not just Spanish. And if you speak to someone from Spain and someone from Mexico, or Argentina or Puerto Rico, you'll know that the languages are slightly different depending on where you are from. All Spanish isn't the same.
Spanish women and Latinas come in all colors, shapes and sizes, so be careful to assume.
You do know that the Spaniards invaded much of Latin America and South America oh... 500 years ago or so?

Most mixed races are the better looking people anyway. So you're saying that Latina's are native of where? Many dark skinned Latin people also have African blood in them. Light skinned South Americans are mainly ethnics of Spain who derive from Germanic descent.

Yes there are differnences in the language, but that's because they bastardize the original language much how we Americans have done to the true English langauge.
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#61
Jan 14, 2008
 
Horizontal Eva is giving Horizontal Jessica advice...

on how to suck and swallow!
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Jan 14, 2008
 
The Voice of Fate wrote:
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You're full of hot air. Come over here, so I can blow a load on you..cool you off, jagoff
Oohh I AM in the right place!

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Jan 14, 2008
 
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What about when I said: "I love beautiful women of all races. I'm not dumb enough to put that tag on one race. For every one good looking Latina woman, I can show you ten ugly ones with bloated bottoms.. yet they insist on wearing tight pants anyway."
You're the one with one way vision. I'm basically just messing with you because I believe what you said was dumb in the first place.
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Best blawg I have read in a while. Lol. There are hot chix in every race. Purebread German chix are smoking hot (and good in the sack). Dutch chix are flaming hot too (never boinked one of them though aawwww). Some of those Vietnamese chix are ho too! Doesn't matter what color or race, if they are freaky in the sack, all is good!
By the way, you're the one that said your family fit that criteria of what you're turned off by. Read what you write, man.
So you like Latina women, big deal. I think some Latina women are gorgeous, but I can find a gorgeous woman from any race.

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