Eva Longoria gives Jessica Simpson advice

Desperate girlfriends? Eva Longoria of "Desperate Housewives" has some advice for fellow Texan Jessica Simpson.

[downwitdacowboys]

Romo still a loser, wether he's at Cabo or not, we all knew that he was going to lose to the Giants, he is a dumb quaterback. Owens is a cry baby, if you going to lose, lose like a man, not like a b^%&*.

[loiur]

Yes

[Larry Flynt]

sounds like I could make a movie with these four people and make millions.

What is more American that porn?

[Justin]

Eva Longoria did the right thing in giving advise to Jessica who appears to be less mature and less talented.

[Adam First]

I don't know why the hell this garbage is on my sports page, the Sun Sentinel isn't no cheap supermarket tabloid...but I may be wrong

[Sue]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

I would love to oblige Eva Longoria. We can have kids "mezclados" I don't care.
Just another perfect example of how much more beautiful Latina women are than white women. Latinas..the most beautiful women on earth.

Dream on..........hahahahaha

[Leon]

But I don't know a whole lot of athletes that have a record like Tony's." -- Actress Sophia Bush, alleged ex-Romo romance,

Yeah: 0-2 in the playoffs. At least Eva's man has a couple of Championship rings !

[bucket-o-crayons]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

I would love to oblige Eva Longoria. We can have kids "mezclados" I don't care.
Just another perfect example of how much more beautiful Latina women are than white women. Latinas..the most beautiful women on earth.

Maybe, but they sure don't age well.

[Cubs Girl]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

I would love to oblige Eva Longoria. We can have kids "mezclados" I don't care.
Just another perfect example of how much more beautiful Latina women are than white women. Latinas..the most beautiful women on earth.

Why, yes, yes we are.:)

[nba analys]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

I would love to oblige Eva Longoria. We can have kids "mezclados" I don't care.
Just another perfect example of how much more beautiful Latina women are than white women. Latinas..the most beautiful women on earth.

Yeah, but once you've gone asian, you'll never go back.

[Rubicks Cube]

Does anyone really care about jessica simpson or eva longoria? They are famous for being famous, because it certainly isnt their acting ability that gave them celebrity status.

[Julie]

bucket-o-crayons wrote:

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Maybe, but they sure don't age well.

That's for sure.. I have not seen a pretty older latina woman..

[cocoa joe]

I've got some advice for this Eva person.

Rule #11
Don't be a celebrity QB---we don't need any of those.

[BUYtheFINScom]

Adam First wrote:

I don't know why the hell this garbage is on my sports page, the Sun Sentinel isn't no cheap supermarket tabloid...but I may be wrong

Let's hear about real issues about our teams. Who cares if he's getting some the media is jealous she isn't gining them a piece of the action.

[Dutch]

Yeah, how about them Cowboys!

[My Name Jose]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

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Tell these folks, would you?
IF you had to line up 30 latina girls a long with 30 white girls, you would very easily find that more of the latinas are beautiful. The average latina is much more pretty than the average, pale, frizzly haired white.
Ohh yah, by the way I'm white. I've even told my sisters that LONG DARK hair is more pretty, as well long EYE lashes, a little moose in the hair goes a long way too...beautiful latina girls you rock my world!
big brown eyes, nice fair skin....una chapparita bien sabrosa!
Anyway, what these girls miss in looks..EASILY made up with in personality. Clean, proper, know how to take care of a man, religious...not drunkards like way too many white girls.
For me, it's been well worth learning to habla un poco espanol.

Yeah, Latinas are a lot 'stoopider' than white girls - they believe you when you say they're prettier - and they're easier to bonk - must be why you decided to learn their language phrases.
Eve Longoria is pretty??? Since when?

[Cubs Girl]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

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That's cool if it works for you...but I'll start my own ...
"Once you've gone latina, you can't go back."
This would apply to me, especially latinas of the Mexican persuasion.
White girls...don't be jealous. There's just not anything you can do about it....

Luckily, you're in Blue Island, so there's tons of us around there! LOL

[bucket-o-crayons]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

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That's cool if it works for you...but I'll start my own ...
"Once you've gone latina, you can't go back."
This would apply to me, especially latinas of the Mexican persuasion.
White girls...don't be jealous. There's just not anything you can do about it....

Whatever floats your boat, dude. You can have the Mexican girls. But I maintain that there's nothing more beautiful than blue eyes and creamy white skin.

[cocoa joe]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

<quoted text>
Tell these folks, would you?
IF you had to line up 30 latina girls a long with 30 white girls, you would very easily find that more of the latinas are beautiful. The average latina is much more pretty than the average, pale, frizzly haired white.
Ohh yah, by the way I'm white. I've even told my sisters that LONG DARK hair is more pretty, as well long EYE lashes, a little moose in the hair goes a long way too...beautiful latina girls you rock my world!
big brown eyes, nice fair skin....una chapparita bien sabrosa!
Anyway, what these girls miss in looks..EASILY made up with in personality. Clean, proper, know how to take care of a man, religious...not drunkards like way too many white girls.
For me, it's been well worth learning to habla un poco espanol.

You need to get your eyes checked.

Hey, and that "moose" is more than likely, lard.

[Borsnog]

The Voice of Fate wrote:

I would love to oblige Eva Longoria. We can have kids "mezclados" I don't care.
Just another perfect example of how much more beautiful Latina women are than white women. Latinas..the most beautiful women on earth.

That's racist, but the best looking Latina women are decendents from Europe (Spain) and are mostly white.