Ex-Gopher Kris Humphries engaged to Kim Kardashian

New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, a former University of Minnesota Gopher, is engaged to reality TV star Kim Kardashian, People magazine reported today. Full Story
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Pete Wendell

Saint Paul, MN

#1 May 25, 2011
Yeah, good luck Kris. What's this her 5th engagement, and 20th boyfriend in 24 months?
Annie

Minneapolis, MN

#2 May 25, 2011
Rose petals? What a tool!
Nostradumas

Maple Plain, MN

#3 May 25, 2011
Can't wait for the invitation, so I can fight with
Kortney's husband Scott at the wedding reception.
Bud Grant rules

Saint Paul, MN

#4 May 25, 2011
Kourtney isn't married to Scott
Just Thinking

De Witt, IA

#5 May 25, 2011
"Slumming", are you Kris? Guess so.
Food Stamp President

Bakersfield, CA

#6 May 25, 2011
Chris gets sloppy seconds
BeerBibleBullets

Houston, TX

#7 May 25, 2011
6 months huh...I guess it fits. A selfish player proposes to a fame hore reality star.
Nostradumas

Maple Plain, MN

#10 May 25, 2011
Bud Grant rules wrote:
Kourtney isn't married to Scott
Just the baby daddy?
gag

Minneapolis, MN

#11 May 25, 2011
Annie wrote:
Rose petals? What a tool!
Agree - totally dorky & unimaginative. But Kim probably told him exactly what to do so it can be captured on the show.
sorb

Minneapolis, MN

#12 May 25, 2011
Ben10 wrote:
<quoted text>It does surprise me how willing so many guys are to take up with a com dumpster like Kim. Disease exposure much, or does he get turned on watching her get plowed by other guys on the internet. Creepy.
Don't worry...you're safe in mom's basement.
NPS

Andover, MN

#13 May 25, 2011
I can't believe this crap actually appears in the news. Does anybody care!
Joe Blow

Minneapolis, MN

#14 May 25, 2011
I always knew he was a loser.
sorb

Minneapolis, MN

#15 May 25, 2011
NPS wrote:
I can't believe this crap actually appears in the news. Does anybody care!
No kidding, right? Like anyone would take the time to click on the story, read the story and then comment on the story.
Minny Sotan

Minneapolis, MN

#16 May 25, 2011
<sarcasm>

YEAHHHH

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!!
ONE OF US!!!

</sarcasm>
Native American

Deerwood, MN

#17 May 25, 2011
I'm so excited I might get a new tee pee.
Minny Sotan

Minneapolis, MN

#18 May 25, 2011
I'm soooooo excited that I just peed....
Native American wrote:
I'm so excited I might get a new tee pee.
Matt-New Market

Saint Peter, MN

#19 May 25, 2011
You just blew 2 mill me boy. Next question is how many more she takes you for if/when you sign your next big contract. Seriously, what could she possibly do that is worth that?

Since: Mar 11

Cottage Grove, MN

#20 May 25, 2011
Bring them back to Minnesota for the nuptials! I'm sure Kim will really put the "Ho" in "Hopkins!"

Since: Mar 11

Cottage Grove, MN

#21 May 25, 2011
The above censorship should read "H o"
Whatever

Boulder City, NV

#22 May 25, 2011
"Once you go black..."

You can still come 3/4 of the way back,(I guess).

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